WORLD CUP 2007...Next...!!

(Aussies):It's best to avoid standing between a competitive jerk and his goals... "GOALS"

You can do anything if you set your mind to when you have vision, determination and an endless supply of expendable labor… "ACHIEVEMENT"

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an AVALANCHE of destruction… "TEAMWORK"

(PAK): A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly... "AMBITION"

(IND): You aren't paid to believe in the power of your dreams... "GET TO WORK"

(BAN & IRE): Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams... "SUCCESS"

(WI): It's a short trip from riding the waves of change to being torn apart by the jaws of defeat... "CHANGE"

(ENG): It's over man let her go... "PERSISTENCE"

Dreams are like rainbows only idiots chase them… "DREAMS"

(SA): Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up... "POTENTIAL"

(NZ): Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress... "PLANNING"

(SRI): Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else... "INDIVIDUALITY"

(NET, CAN, HOL): If you want to go to the top, prepare to KISS lot of the bottom... "FLATTERY"

(BER, KEN, ZIM): Because you have given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything that we can use... "RETIREMENT"

NOTE: ICC has decided to shorten the duration of the next WC. It will consist of...

* Opening ceremony

*Photo session

*Presentation ceremony---> Presenting the World Cup to AUSTRALIA.

{ ECLECTIC post }

1. shek |

   You’ve left out Diffidence. In no Aussie match did the opposition actually stand up to face it. Instead it buckled!

   May 8, 7:37 AM —

2. Srinath v |

   the description given for each team is good da..

   May 8, 9:57 AM —

3. raghuveeran |
   

   @Shek
   Two of the srilankan batsmen faced aussie bowlers with lot of guts and were in good touch until rain interrupted… Then bounce and pace of the track got reduced and wickets fell into the pockets…

   (SRI): Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else… “INDIVIDUALITY”

   They were unique for sometime but died miserably like others…

   @srinath
   Those quotes were from e-mail with weird pics…. Just added the team names b4 them… and note part was from an sms that I received…

   May 8, 11:05 AM —

4. Kikka |
   

   Machi i think the concentration of the thing tat comes from the sun made u think like this. virually the ccontent is nice but wen we see in one perspective it says tat this post looks like vetti payan veetla ukkanthu yosicha mathiri irukku da..

   May 9, 1:50 AM —

5. raghuveeran |
   

   @kikka
   Actually this post is supposed to be an eclectic post and it is… so virtually no work…

   Kikka: If you buy a box of kuchi ice for me then we can romance…
   J***u: Oh God!!

   1) Sun made Mr. Venkat (kikka) virtually beg for 1.50 bucks kuchi ice… J***u his lady being a generous person bought it for kikka…
   2) Sun made both of them run to one of their homes and shut the door…
   3) Grr… censored…

   Writing a post is better than romancing with your lady for 1.50 bucks kuchi ice…

   May 9, 3:23 AM —

HOW TO IRRITATE PEOPLE??

This post is not written in the formal tone expected of a normal article.

There are three types of NOTHING in this post.

1) NOTHING = IRRITATING THINGE!!
2) NOTHING = NOTHING
3) NOTHING = Boo Bah!

There is always something which irritates everyone in their lives but... I’ am not a guy who tries to bring this irritation into subsistence. That is why this irritating thing remains virtually nothing in my life. Here NOTHING = IRRITATING THING!!
[Since irritating thing is not into subsistence it is virtually equal to nothing]

I thought of writing nothing that would irritate people in their life because nothing is better than nonsense? When nonsense makes no sense virtually, how would nonsense irritate people? Then how do I say that it is better than nothing and here nothing gains supremacy over nonsense?

Nothing can prevent me from irritating people,[Here nothing is into subsistence therefore nothing can be considered as virtual object which might possibly prevent and probably may not prevent me from irritating people]where nothing must be primed and here again doing nothing without sense is mere nonsense and nonsense falls at the feet of nothing.

How can nonsense fall at the feet of nothing?? When NOTHING = NONSENSE…

1) [Doing NOTHING without sense= NOTHING]
2) [Doing NOTHING without sense = NONSENSE]
3) [If NOTHING = NONSENSE then virtually, NONSENSE = IRRITATING THINGE!!]

Leaving aside the above bafflement, it is a renowned fact that the earth is delimited by the atmosphere but the atmosphere contains almost nothing. Assume that this space which is occupied by this nothing in the atmosphere is filled with nonsense, and if this is the case then NONSENSE would remain on the earth. So this NONSENSE can never be replaced by this NOTHING, because NONSENSE makes no virtual sense…

But NONSENSE can be replaced by NOTHING according to point (3)…

Then how in the world it is possible for NOTHING to both replace and not replace NONSENSE??

Am still thinking of concluding this post with NOTHING in particular but, I wrote NOTHING in particular…

How it is possible to conclude a post where I wrote NOTHING in particular??

CONCLUSION:

1. K.S.Sriyamunan |

   this blog talks of “how to irritate people”, and to my surprise i found that this blog has fulfilled its requirement. as i went through the post, i found the words irritating me to the core, And u say that u are not here to irritate. anyway it is really an irritating post, as its name implies.
   nice job dude….

   May 1, 10:39 AM —

2. srinath |
   

   ur blog only irritated me da…the stuffs inside i think so nothing deals with irritating people..try to write something related to the subject da..

   May 1, 2:54 PM —

3. raghuveeran |

   @ Sriyamunan
   Idukumele irritate panra mathiri eppadi ezhudharthu?? But my post is CLEAN & CLEAR when it is compared to OPERATIONAL RESEARCH subject…Lol !!
   @Srinath
   This post irritated u… In my pt of view, ppl who read this post get irritated… thus I indirectly showed the way to irritate ppl… it is understood… Donno y u didn’t understand…

   May 1, 3:48 PM —

4. sowmya |

   aiyoooo mockai!!! …. the greatest way of getting insane is to read this blog.. nalla thane da irundhe.. wats your problem??

   May 2, 12:38 AM —

5. Sivaji |

   Ass ur blog is one f the most irritatin things in d world….nothn can irritate mre dan yr blog….

   May 2, 1:11 AM —

6. raghuveeran |

   @Sowmya
   I wrote this with gr8 difficulty…
   “the greatest way of getting insane is to read this blog…
   This is too much…

   @Sivaji
   Hope you have now acquired adequate knowledge on “How to Irritate people?”…
   Try to analyze my post… It is of gr8 importance…

   May 2, 2:13 AM —

7. krishnaprasadag |

   Pappu dawg, i didnt get irritated da! I was just wondering how ppl can write in this manner. ithukelam talent venum. Good try! I liked the two pics and I presume u must have enrolled urself in an object oriented course. Knowingly or unknowingly there were some places with philosophical senses. The saying “Fools stumble upon great things, but recover very quickly and walk on their own path” was really true when i read this. U r a mad guy who is has not lost his sanity. This Blog post was the worst and the best of ur creations.. Did u understand anything? Purinjidho?? Purilana poi adutha blog post yeyuthu!!

   May 2, 4:32 PM —

8. raghuveeran |

   @Krishnaprasad
   Am one virtual philosopher with equanimity, enlightenment, and wisdom.

   The saying “Fools stumble upon great things, but recover very quickly and walk on their own path” was really true when i read this. U r a mad guy who has not lost his sanity. This Blog post was the worst and the best of ur creations..

   praising me or scolding me…??

   May 3, 2:01 AM —

9. krishnaprasadag |

   @ pappu dawg

   Dei adangu da! Konjam edam kodutha over scene poduveye..

   Praising you or scolding you?? I leave that to the conclusion of those who read. It depends on how they percieve!

   May 4, 2:34 AM —

10. shruti |

    oi how come u dint get irritated while writing the post????????onakke irritate agala???too much!!!!nyway kinda cool stuff actually..to b able tot write like this..:D

    May 4, 1:00 PM —

11. raghuveeran |

    @Krishnaprasad
    Readers of my blog are ‘optimists’…. (NOTE: Exceptional cases might be there.) >:P

    @Shruti
    Actually I was trying to frame few postulates on NOTHING, am happy that I didn’t end up with NONSENSE. [NOTE: NONSENSE=NOTHING according to point(3)]… got me??

    May 5, 1:31 AM —

12. Shruti |
    

    hmm, confused..
    nothing is nonsense what ever…
    But you have the power to irritatate people…Joking..take lite..
    Take care…

    May 5, 6:15 AM —

13. kavya |

    too much of nothin and nonsense….lolz…so tat’s wat it takes to irritate ppl…..
    kewl one…

    May 5, 2:50 PM —

14. anoodha kunnath |

    i think u’ve succeeded in whatever you set out for,’cos i seriously ran out of the room pulling my hair out.kudos!

    May 6, 1:01 PM —

15. raghuveeran |

    @Shruti (bird)
    Thnx for dropping by… do visit again…
    you have the power to irritate people
    May be via this blog post… but not in real life…

    @Kavya (kudumi)
    1) If NOTHING = no thing then how can too much of NOTHING irritate ppl??
    2) And When NONSENSE makes no sense virtually, how would NONSENSE irritate people???

    hope you are very much confused now…

    @Anoodha
    My ultimate aim was to irritate people… but I didn’t want anyone to run out of their room pulling their hair out… Lol

    May 7, 6:26 AM — [

16. krithika |

    hehe..good one! exams arnd the corner for u? [:P]

    May 8, 5:30 AM —

17. raghuveeran |
    

    @Krithika
    ya of course… rope is around ma neck… donno when it is goin to be pulled…

    May 8, 6:34 AM —