Scrambled Erratum

Will it get squeezed?

2008-10-11T17:54:00.004+05:30

I am one of the corporate babes (male) who never tire of testifying my delight in the bland compound which has inappropriate rules that fucks your brain but demands more from it. I personally appreciate the idea of having to “swipe your card and enter” but it makes people or at least exclusively men feel like _______ while entering through the “swipe gate”. Corporate brains started performing permutations and combinations to enter through the gate itself, but why? In our company which happens to be Renault Nissan which is situated in Mahindra world city inside ascendas building has six swipe gates. These swipe gates are made up of transparent copolymers which eventually are operated by a sensor and hydraulic arrangements (hopefully). This very idea makes a man feel incapable of any but the most multi-cellular organisms in his body freezes and emotions cry when he is asked to pass through the gates thinking that he might lose his pennies anytime. Uff! I escaped once too. It is funny if you happen to witness the situation while a man tries to move his ass as something triggers his reflex to do so.

P.S: I have never seen people so cautious while doing work or while they speak to their girl friends and/or wives but, while it comes to “swipe gates” everybody surrenders… rather if you are a man you’ll surrender.

What happened in rest room no 2?

2008-10-05T07:11:00.003+05:30

CONTENT WARNING: If you are/were a girl, adding to it if you are worst (attu)/gorgeous by nature or if you are a guy calling yourself a smart-ass or asses of the asses then please skip this post. If you love fun, continue reading.

Once I stepped into a room where the contributors of one of the heavenly bodies gather regularly “THE REST ROOM”. Nature asked for my contribution too. So I did give. I happened to meet a person who was around 35 years, In the hand wash area he posed me a question. He asked... Why did you see the wall in front of you instead of watching down? I admire his questioning ability (dumb fkr). I felt quite awkward and at first hesitated to reply. Then with a smile I blurted out some crap. One French guy was noticing the conversation between both of us. I said it amounts to decency. I appreciate that French guy’s reflex… he immediately looked up and let out with a heavenly feel. He forgot himself and showered all over his pants. Lol! Had a laugh and went out. Don’t know what happened after that. Hope he had an alternate. He he!

Peep and peek but do not try to sneak [:P].

Just a thought...

2008-09-28T13:46:00.003+05:30

If life becomes an asylum of getting hyper bored by being with few people... don't b thinking... hop to another.

If you are close to a person and if you feel that you are being ignored that is humiliation to your very existance.

In life, when you come to know, when and where you got to be latter, you can decide when and where you got to be former.

These are conventional human laws for this generation.

Yuk!

2008-08-16T06:09:00.002+05:30

Nobody is gonna be there for me…

Everybody is gonna mind their own work at some point of time.

I may be in the hearts of a few…

But for others I am an old pew.

Nobody is gonna see my face,

It’ll happen without any ‘if in case’.

I already lost a dear one with the entire chase…

My words didn’t pave her mother’s ace,

I fell for gravity dram created by the vicissitudes of fate.

And I acted without any grace!

Nobody is gonna be there for me…

The other girl gave me a place…

This moved me with a tied lace,

The space she gave me at her place,

Embraced me, but it was a brace.

Nobody is gonna be there for me…

Few of my pals moved to United States,

Few people belonged to the work phase,

They’ll not look at me with a smiling face,

They’ll all move on with a certain pace,

Since, I am not worth for any race.

Nobody is gonna be there for me…

In college the subjects were piling all the days,

Arrears went piling up in pace,

I tried clearing them at once,

But the effort was rickety instead.

Algebra, Trigonometry, Differentiation, Integration O Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

Generation, situation, separation, maculation Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

Calculation, dissipation, Derivation, Devastation resulted in vacillation Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

Space creating a place which had a strong base, went in vein in the chase,

There was no race there was no grace, I thought somebody would brace,

Instead she, in a quite pace erased with an ace.

In the mace of beautiful flower vase, And at a particular phase I saw a phrase which clearly stated that I was really waste!

Nobody is gonna be there for me in few days…

Why hurt an innocent?

2008-07-15T21:58:00.003+05:30

It is a full time cascade atomization of lingering thoughts of few people who have a lean spectrum of mean mixture of cruel substance, which capitalize over few people who are innocent by nature. Gaining advantage directly over innocent two toed lings is not a big deal but it is insane. It defines the character of that particular individual who tries to achieve the same.

The complexity of defining the degree of sin involved in being innocent is like the complexity involved in calling a frivolous person a sinful person. Calling a person sinful for being innocent is unacceptable from the very moment as this thought aroused from deep inside. And it is so awful that the person becomes so innocent at a particular situation that he/she is being cascaded by the fake visage that was portrayed by another person.

The effect of the port created by the geometry of the situation becomes magnanimous or appears to be magnanimous depending upon the innocent nature of that particular person.

Being innocent is not a crime… but being innocent while being hi-jacked by thoughts/acts of another person is a crime!

As far as the one who takes over advantage of the one who is innocent by nature is concerned....

* he/she is cruel by thoughts... which can be witnessed by their action.

* everybody knows Who you are and What you are... people around you are clever, matured and brave enough to tackle you.

* before being banned by the society try to change your mind set.

Determined by, arising from, or marked of, being wise... In the end he chose to be a rickety broom!

2008-04-24T09:38:00.011+05:30

The heart is wiser than the intellect. The ability to think abstractly or profoundly is absent from the very beginning in the mind’f Gilbert Holland and what he considered as wiser. When comparing “Heart” with an “intellect”, heart is being listed in Who's Who as what’s that? And the intellect writes that… Lol!

A bad moustache day...

2008-04-21T20:34:00.005+05:30

I shaved ma French beard and stubs nearby ma cheeks but thought’f retaining ma moustache. It had been several years since I had moustache alone on my face, it suited me when I was doing my class 11 but I look like a typical “paranoid mama” now. He he!

Reactions via sms…
My sister: So how’s ma brother looking?
Me: You’ll not dare to spit on my face.
Sandhya: Edhavadhu loosu maadhri pannindu iru! :P
(What can I say after that? Hmpf!)

Reactions on sight…
My girl: (Hopped immediately from her place to my place)
Yaaaay! (She became hyper neurotic!) (In a shrilling tone) Kevalama iruku…

An unshaven version of hairs over ma upper lip made ma girl kick me!
I shaved ma beloved but ugly moustache... sob...sob... :P

May the eternal darkness in the spotless mind'f women dilute...

2008-04-17T17:10:00.003+05:30

Oh God! That everlasting has not yet fixed their cannon guns to slaughter me but three two toed solid flesh of women broke ma heart and crumbled it. Weary, stale, flat and unprofitable seem to me the only uses of this world. In this world a lot of things go unquestioned, a lot of questions go unanswered, few words go unsaid, few words go unheard, and few words are bashed up over your face. Some will be difficult to face, some will be difficult to hear, some romantic and cheesy words will engulf the entire you, some truth are bitter, some people may disappoint you, some may push you to the perplexed state on a good day, as I’m being… I’ve started scrambling ma brain which is already insane in its own way, tension is radically ramping up and killing me from inside and ma dearest people are hurting me from outside. This is the bloodless battle that grows admonishingly because of an inflated sense of one's own importance. Things rank and grow in nature that are being merely possessive to them. They want me to react on their way sometimes… but they don’t consider mine ever. Piff!

Why do people fall in love?

2008-03-21T13:05:00.003+05:30

Sometimes love is emphatically intentional…

Every person would have loved certain characteristics amongst people they have met. They don’t put forth any conditions, If those characteristics are found in a particular person then they might fall in love with them (conditions apply). We fall in love with a person whom we find attractive and appropriate for us, but also someone who demonstrates that they are attracted to us. Sometimes we get deceived in the process too, since he/she can lurk some qualities which would peel off the relationship. The fact that they are attracted to us offers a significant opportunity — when we perceive this, we feel a surge of exhilaration! Do we?

Sometimes love is deliberately unfaltering…

When a person falls for pulchritudinous features or piquant lips or what so ever it might be… but on the first sight or just like that without even moving with the person… love for him/her is intentional but unconditional. Arranged marriages fall in this category. One might be so desperate about the other after seeing the photo given to him/her by their parents, they’ll be floating in the Switzerland caves doing non-sense in their dreams… but in the same time his/her virtual fiancé will be on a date with their virtual fiancé… Hope you don't want to belong to a club that would have you for a member.

We tend to miss out on opportunities for falling in love if we don't feel good about ourselves, but we must not be the only earthlings to feel so…

Last but not least how does appearance factor affect falling in love?

If you are very revoltingly ugly, it can hurt you a lot in forming romantic relationships. However, being attractive doesn't help that much. [:P]

PS: Mom’s love, dogs love, etc do not fall under above said points…

Try to feel the goodness of words... :p

2008-02-22T06:54:00.003+05:30

No holes...

No pain...

No gain...

No surgery...

No hospitalisation.

What is this about??

BOTTOM LINE: Tigers don't change their stripes but meaning of a word does change according to ones imagination...

A matter padam with story and its effect... ROTFLOL!!

2008-02-17T07:48:00.005+05:30

The two mechanical youth fires of Anna University and one sexiest mama of meenakshi engineering college namely (A, B, C) came to my house one day probably by 8:30 P.M. Saw my entire collection of 300 and odd movies but got inspired by a movie called Intimacy. Since it was my friends DVD I asked them to make a copy of it in a pen drive. The story of the movie was about a failed London musician who happens to meet a woman once in a week for a series of intense sexual encounters to get away from the realities of life. But when he begins inquiring about her, it puts their relationship at risk. Only C had a pen drive and copied it too. Three of them had a fight for the pen drive. Then the two youth fires pleaded for the DVD since they were so desperate to watch it in a big screen so, I gave them ‘THE INTIMACY’. They went to A’s house for watching the movie at night thinking that it would add an effect to the movie. I think they probably started watching the movie by 11:30 P.M., imagine watching such films in 29 inch TV, everything in the movie is huge and the TV shows the movie in extra large size. Half hour went by then they heard a sound which didn’t bother them since they were into the movie. Male actors hand was over the female actors’ breast and by then A's grand ma came out and said...

[“Enna-thu idhu pi-da-ri-gala, mani pannandu aa-gu-thu, karu-mam karu-mam ethayo pathundu irukeengale, pincha serupale idikeren badava rascals”]

“What the hell is this, time is 12 and you people are watching some C grade A^A movies, ill beat you with torn slipper you rascals.”

A: [ paati nan venam nu sonnen ivangadhan ariva velathuko nu sonnange.]

Grand ma these guys only made me watch this movie, I said no to this movie but these guys asked me to sharpen my brain by watching this movie.

A’s grand ma took a broom stick and gave a clean strike over C’s butt, and poured bull shit which was in semi solid state over B’s face… C fell down while trying to jump over the gate by that time I too fell from the bed and realized that it was a dream… but I was laughing my ass out.

They came to my house for real and had a fight but I refused to give the DVD… hope this would have been the after effect if I had given…

To my valentine!

2008-02-14T10:09:00.002+05:30

The butterflies are a-flatter and the bees are a-buzz, when my lips met your love-beaded lips saint valentine remembered his kiss. Roses are red and blood flowing in me is also red, roses symbolise love and my blood flow symbolise your love. You are creamier than italian tiramisu, the chocolate fondue; the hottest chocolate I hav ever had. You are so creamy that even the famous gelato lost its identity. Your name is uniquely sculptured in my heart that even the finest sculpturer wasn't able to find the pulchritudinous strokes.

Serious note: Your sweet ‘poda & chi-po’ are better than your 1-4-3. He he!

World remains sweet when left alone but what I posses is the sweet itself-am never alone.

My virtual honey “y@#$%^a#$%^a@#$%^k#$%^v” is sweeter than the sweetest honey-love.

Happy valentine's day...

Why did that HR mam step out?

2008-02-01T22:48:00.001+05:30

Day 1

I got promotion from being a vetty-officer to someone who is decent enough to say “I got placed” or from being vetty to vele vetty. The company to which I was not preparing for but went to attend the aptitude test is/was a prestigious company, but I was not sure about the company’s name until I stepped into the bus which I nearly missed. Well, me along with my college mates went to a huge auditorium of SRM university; supposedly resembling fine silversmith's work, with enrichments derived from Classical, Gothic, Moorish, and Renaissance sources, extravagantly applied to the walls of late-Gothic buildings but had quite a bit of resemblance with modern architecture and generally unrelated to any expression of construction.

We directly had aptitude test which was an easy one, and then we had a heavy meal which was quite like a fighting buffet (both the genders included) with lot of pushing and pulling around. One of official/in charge out there started reading out the names of short listed candidates. Lot of names went by… I was sleeping in my chair without any expectations. Suddenly my name was called and my friends woke me up by “kottifying/knocking my head” me. I started squeezing my eyes and stretched myself, the whole crowd laughed at me. Then I went down stairs and took my seat after which we had a good presentation. Around 300 made to GD out of 2000 candidates.

In GD the topic given to us was “1 lakh car a boon or ban”. Being a mechanical guy I knew some valuable shit which others didn’t know about 1 lakh car which made me clear that round along with 2 others out of 15.

Day 2

An exaggerated preoccupation with the automobile book made me sick. I was jobless and I was doing a real innovative job by counting the number of PEE NUT shaped ones among the F-gender. Then I met Bharath one of my best friends of my old school days, I had a little chit-chat with him and had a little nap before attending the interview. I started dreaming, where I was driving a supersonic car at 11,000 km/hr until I saw a huge man with base ball bat hitting the gears which were directed towards me… when his baseball bat hit my cute supersonic car someone called me and I woke up.

I was sitting outside the interview hall and a guy from St. Joseph College came and said “mama biskothu” well I didn’t reject the offer made as my friend insisted me to have something. Later I went inside a hall comprising of several panels. I saw few wires unbuckled here and there on the ground, I chose my foot landings carefully and I uttered few mantras before meeting the interviewer. The moment I went inside a lady (was a brown beauty) stepped out (I thought… why is this damsel going out??), then I wished the gentleman who was rigid and parked my ass in the seat. He asked me questions for 40minutes which were like a piece of cake^-1.

One of the official’s from RENAULT NISSAN (R & D) called me the next morning and said I was selected and offer letter would be sent to your college. And also added… what sort of caller tune are you having, it is different! My pals would know how melodious my caller tune is… Hope the caller enjoyed as well.

[P.S: Three to four heart breaking girls were available, who also made through the process… looking forward for a good relation with everyone.[:P] He he!

But I’m still wondering about the exit of that HR mam when I came in…. :-(

HOT Stock Market crashes!

2008-01-23T07:17:00.000+05:30

Yesterday almost all sectors were red due to sudden dramatic decline of stock prices across a significant cross section of the stock market. Crashes are driven by panic as much as by underlying economic factors. As U.S. market crashed on Monday, the fear wave made the Asian market slip from the edge of the asphalt salt.

A prolonged period of rising stock prices and economic panglossianism, a market where P/E ratios (P/E = Stock Price / Earnings per share) exceed long term averages, and extensive use of margin debt and leverage by market participants.

For local share investors, financial horror has firmly set in as their wealth washes away. For retirees, their savings are shrinking as superannuation funds post huge losses. And the future is not bright in the world's biggest economy. While US markets were closed overnight for a holiday, US stock index futures were down sharply, suggesting investors were preparing to flee the US stock market when the market reopened.

As the shock wave shook the world with total loss of 20 * 10^12 rupees (20 lakh crore).

The local stock market collapse is the longest losing streak since January 1982 and yesterday was the All Ordinaries' worst day since this year’s fall began - wiping out all the huge gains of 2007.

THE LAW? Part-1

2008-01-17T17:19:00.000+05:30

We species have faced the frightening and terrorising fact that, we do not know who we are? What we must be doing and why? Where we must be going in this ocean of chaos?

It has been either our elders or the authorities who have tried to comfort us by bounding us inside a circumference of rules, regulations and orders.

Why did they do so?

Those rules or guidelines might have comforted the panel and people of that particular time line or their race. Rules have been framed with sheer self interest and not for the entire human hood but for the particular category. In order to think for yourself you must question the authorities who framed them, but unfortunately they aren’t alive.

What if a mass chunk of people aren’t comfortable with the existing rules and punishments for the crimes that are being committed?

Peel of a layer by BAD TOUCH echoed across the horizons…

India must be ashamed of itself for letting few incorrigible bastards who have molested women in the past to live freely and people supporting them and has created a disparaging remark on the people of this nation.

A Maharashtra politician commented on the issue of series of molestation…

Do not make this issue big, this is just an issue just like any other. No big deal in this.

Only if that politician’s wife or daughter is molested in public, he’ll come to know the degree of pain involved in molestation.

What sort of punishment can be given?

6 months of imprisonment/lifetime imprisonment?

Hang him in public/Shoot him in public?

A big NO to all above punishments… The punishment’s degree must be severe that one must even fear to think of committing the same.

Family planning must be done without using anesthesia and let them go. He must feel for what he did.

What if he does the same again?

He must be beaten to death by the victim and her family members; if they do not wish to do so then we can hang the molester.

Why should we be so harsh?

A person who lacks in self integrity, who does not respect the women hood or human kind and their feelings is not supposed to exist and also to avoid such slumber rooms in future.

Should the law be changed based on the victims plea and considering others safety?

Yes, it is not mandatory that the punishment which is stated above must only be given, any punishment which is in par with my punishment in terms of sinisterness or balefulness or the degree of harshness.

Will the law makers create or redefine the existing law?

They are damn selfish for their gender and fail to maintain the nation’s integrity.

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!!

2007-12-29T08:21:00.000+05:30

It was a cold morning and the body required a light sweater. I peeped out of the window with the steaming cup of tea in my hand. I felt the selective transformation of cold breeze into the mystery laden mist. I had pretty dull vision of something which was fair, structured, and curvy at the window of the next door. The room was glowing with the light of a candle. The clothes of a girl were waving in the volatile breeze. I thought of communicating with that girl specie in the next door by waving my hand but, unfortunately a man suddenly unplugged the candle light... the bright white clothes of that girl was still partially visible. I sighed!

Then I gave up the silly look-over job. The following morning I saw the same, but the girl elicited little reaction. I was trying to be a vegetarian until a good-natured smile was witnessed by me in the lights of candle. I was unable to stay in a single position; I was in metastable state so as the light.

The next day, bright-eyed elderly man with great shocks of white hair left the next door; which created a chromatographic affinity towards the girl next door. My heart was pounding, hands started shaking, and legs trembled but managed myself to get into the next compound. It was a short-sleeved midday, the situation was brightly setup and the door was half closed.

After a small research I managed to gather the facts- historical, social, biological and climatic that will give you a feel of authenticity.

[BTW I was trying to make a new friend that’s all]

I unzipped the partially unzipped door and advanced inside in spite of the silence laden house. I heard a whisper which gave me a shining promise of making a new friend. I saw an element lying down in the hall and it was the bright white dupatta I happened to witness the day before. I smelled the scent of auspiciousness in the house :p. I moved over and saw the tops lying down in an unearthly fashion and the things were juggled. Suddenly I heard a sound... and it was coming right from the other room but, I know that it was made by a lizard which required a serious spray of black HIT!! Then I looked around the room and saw.... saw... SAW the girls pant. I thought it was really auspicious :p. The situation made me highly piquant, I advanced into the next bedroom and what I found was definitely not that girl instead her bra, my eyebrows raised high and knocked the partially opened bathroom door, I heard the sound of water flowing... I thought somebody was in there so called MAM (I was expecting someone to reply for that.) then.. SIR (seriously I didn’t expect anyone to reply for that) but nobody replied. Opened the door slowly and witnessed some 12 panties lying down ( I seriously counted them without any direct contact). There was another entrance through the bathroom, so I again the knocked and continued the process and yelling of Sir’s and Mam’s. I slowly opened the door (here slowly means the fastest way in which I can ever open the door :d) and what I SAAAAAW was a curvy, sexy, gorgeous or one of the sexiest siren I have ever witnessed in my lifetime. And... ... ... ... ... she was a model ... A female wax/plastic model. Gosh!! This was the one which I happened to see in those freezing early mornings; I presumed by witnessing the pulchritudinous features of that girl...err...wax toy... I was deserted the very moment... Suddenly I heard a voice... The man came back and asked...

MAN: What are you doing here? You belong to next door naa?

Me: I was looking for some girl...errs... (I stammered) I was trying to make new friends...

MAN: That’s great... me??

Me: Oh my god!! Definitely not you sir... (I started leaving his house in great hurry) but I still heard some sweet girl’s voice. I turned around and asked him in a terrible tone... do you have a girl in here?

MAN: What? I’m not of that kind...

Me: I saw a HOTT!! Real sexy girl at the next window... words from my mouth sputtered and coughed... I kept my eyes wide opened... and left the place...

[To my home :p]...

First day of my last semester...

2007-12-21T20:58:00.000+05:30

I was feeling restless on the day when the doors of the gaol opened again. Despite my best efforts at taking my sight off the same old junkyard of scarecrows; where they were standing right in front of the department which is considered as the most awful moment for a student entering into one’s department on the reopening day of bright and last semester in one’s college life.

I opted for the stairs which was the only option available; no butterflies, no birds, and no tender coconuts. As a matter of fact it was the heaven of Bachelor’s in their unique philosophy; next, to the shouts of what meaning such a bloody tragedy could have, I have to admit that I hardly touched err... spoke to a girl in our college.

I entered the class and sat down at the last desk (view point which mainly focuses MBA department) [:p], glum and disheartened.

Cling! Cling! Cling! The bell rang.... I asked myself “What now, Tolstoy?” Something was going on really wrong and it was a HOT black orang-utan that arrived, who suffers from psycho sexual disorder (If you ask my chap Saby you’d come to know more about it... :P) and started noting down the frequencies of our presence... Oh my god... Gosh! He was my so called pedagogue. I was let down, but I heard something which was like honey flowing into my ears... Noddle of our domain was kicked out of his seat, the old one doesn’t deserve to sit in that chair; not even for one trillionth of an atto second (10^-18 sec), I wonder how he got his doctorate. Hope the new one is good.

The next class began and it was a lady... lady... lady staff. She was gorgeous, curvy, fair, romantic...grr... it is not the looks I stress upon... She is far better than any other men staff... polite, gentle, fluent, in depth knowledge in subject and the way in which she moves with the students beats every other staff in 9:1 ratio(except for few). But conversation was easy to come by and so, experienced a spry in our class.

I was walking towards the bus faster with the hands inside the pockets. The usage of the word faster here in the most relaxed sense. I chose the demeanour- calm, quiet and introspective- did something to soothe my shattered self for worthless reasons which used to linger my mind quiet often. I parked my ass behind the girl’s seat and the seat before me was occupied by some insane girl and the one whom I didn’t like from the early days of college. But she had some pulchritudinous features :d. I have never been so close to her before, I tried hard clinging to the window but, she was a botanical garden with lot of curves who made me focus on her. But she belongs to someone else so am I. For the first time superabundant gush was such a shock that I became incoherent and my face collapsed (definitely not because of that girl but some other weird reason) and I fainted in the arms of nobody but on the window and finally managed myself to reach home.

Hi and bye!

2007-11-19T08:09:00.000+05:30

Hi and Bye are two powerful words which are used by the individuals in quotidian life and produces a fascinating conflict of emotions in most of us. By saying a ‘Hi’ to someone may hurt a few and blossom few, by saying ‘Bye’ to someone may hurt a few and blossom few.

Individuals enter into certain spicy relationships with great expectations by saying a big ‘Hi’ with a lot of sparkling enthusiasm inside them. Individuals tend to leave those relations after certain period by saying a small ‘Bye’ but a big one with a lot of reluctance… And try to focus on the things that happen in day to day life, but with a resignation that pretends to admit the changes in the individuals on either side who become temporarily/permanently non-existent.

I said Hi to someone and Bye to someone…

NOTE: Reverse engineering is not possible in this case unless otherwise a miracle happens…

All about my B-day bash!!

2007-11-03T11:19:00.001+05:30

When the digits changed to most significant digits in the calendar my day appeared… it was my b-day on 31^st of October… When the clock ticked 12:00 winds were blowing, heard the soothing sound of drizzle falling on the leaves, oole-ittu-fication of dogs, gentle ever-white dance by ghosts and that’s how my b-day began… I woke up suddenly when I heard a baby laughing… it was ma ringtone…

Went to Maha Kali temple near my house… then went to an irregular table lunch conference at Ganges along with 6 angry men, where I was totally damaged. Then I went to my girlfriend’s house where I received a lovely greeting, a wallet and a _____. Then I returned home after that, even before taking rest MAMASOFT’s gang arrived. First they tricked me with the gifts and gave a pair of VIKING- sleeveless white inner garment (baniyan)… I got frustrated…. Then balasubramaniyam member of MAMASOFT technologies sprayed snow spary on my face… then I was asked to wear party cap, in addition to parties, people often receive gifts on their birthday and what I got was… A cute puppy doll, johnson’s baby soap, spider man wall hanging sticker and transformers notebook stickers. Enna kodume idhu…

A birthday according to me is a special day for an individual, and so the person will often get special treatment from friends and family. This is especially true for a person like me who cannot wait for their own special day with some protection.

And then went for a reception in the late evening which I couldn’t regret…

Apart from all these I received a laptop and a mobile as a gift from my mom a month and half ago…

NOTE: I escaped from b-day bumps!! He He…

Marriage: the end point of misogyny!

2007-10-23T04:32:00.000+05:30

One may consider this topic as somewhat paradoxically the most negative selection among topics, but this again is another paradoxical statement. The more antipathetic one's position is in regards to misogyny, the larger the number of misogynists and the greater variety of attitudes and behaviors who fall into one's perception of "misogynist". This is, of course, the subject of much controversy and debate with opinions ranging widely as to the extent and breadth of misogyny in society.

If an individual is a misogynist will he happen to marry a girl??

Probably no, possibly yes… misogynists stay single lifelong.... do they??

Some misogynists do marry due to the internal pressure from family or due to external pressure from the society. Otherwise he doesn’t unless a miracle happens. A man needs some sort of relation with the human kind… if he happens to be a misogynist then he might sometimes opt for the next gender that is available that is why gay marriages are still into existence.

Can marriage really bring misogyny to end??

Probably yes, possibly no… An individual becomes a misogynist due to certain incidents that he experienced in his life, which might have lingered in his mind for a long period. If a feminine uses her anatomies and happen to influence that ‘HE’ who belong to her; by showering affection, care, love and project herself in the perspective/isometric view (in a unique manner) and show that all women are not the same and there are few good pieces available in the real world market. If she is able to prove that, then ‘HE’ might change from misogynist-HE to normal-HE…

American nuts!!

2007-10-20T08:49:00.000+05:30

I was rolling on the floor nd laughing ma ass out....

n-joy the show...

But why did Mr.Bush misinterpreted things??
1) He was watching his PA's tramp stamp..... lol
2) Slunky accent of Condoleeza Rice nd of course misapprehension of DA.BUSH....

Why people prefer to be in solitude?

2007-10-13T07:14:00.000+05:30

Forlornness is the poverty of self; solitude is the richness of self. Opting for solitude in one’s life is not sin if it is for short span. Short term solitude is often valued as a time when one may work, think or rest without being disturbed. It may be desired for mental stability. Do not allow yourself to be imprisoned by any affection (friend or lover). Keep your solitude. The day, if it ever comes, when you are given true affection from the heart that synchronizes with yours, there will be no opposition between interior solitude and love-ship/friendship, quite the reverse. It is even by this infallible sign that you will recognize it. Until then don’t imprison yourself with the individuals who prick you with words...

It is in deep solitude that I find the gentleness with which I can truly love the individual or aggregate of individuals who deserves it. The more solitary I am the more affection I have for the particular individual or aggregate of individuals…. Solitude and silence teach me to love my brothers/sisters/any other for what they are (which nobody can change unless they change on their own), not for what they say.

What really blocks the exultant happiness in relationships, our creativity, and our peace of mind? One surprising answer, in this age of alienation/seclusion, is a lack of solitude.

Being alone for meaningful span is a powerful need and a necessary tonic in today's rapid-fire world. Indeed solitude actually helps us in maintaining the topology in a far richer way.

Whoomp!! It's the Vodafone live....

2007-10-10T07:39:00.000+05:30

I was googling my mobile and I tried to activate GPRS, but Vodafone's setting were already been saved, which was sent automatically by vodafone some time ago.

I tried connecting to the www and got the link. After surfing I disconnected my mobile from the internet and I was a bit ruffled and checked my balance.... But the balance was same... the next day I tried downloading some stuff and still my balance figures were same.

Asked my friend to check this out... It worked for my buddy too... but one my friends used same old HUTCH settings and he got screwed!

If you people want to access free internet then...

1. Download Vodafone's setting.
2. Set Vodafone live! As assess point.
3. Use free internet.

NOTE: This offer might not last long.

What was wrong with your mobile phone?

2007-10-02T11:05:00.000+05:30

One of my friends asked me this question…

Oh my GOD!! Tats’ a difficult one….

I had a sengal/brick which was otherwise known as Nokia 6600. It ruled some part of the mobile era… It made other black & white and some coloured models to sod the fuck off from the competition. Sometime later all the monologue morons with other models went for sengal. 6600 was one of the monsters of final fantasy. Sengal suffered a lot… I used to drop it at least twice a week and of course from varying heights… First its speaker got failed then the mike… then rectified both of them. Then base software got corrupted… rectified it too; then keypad and speaker got crumbled, partially rectified them… missed calls and other calls never got saved in ‘log’, used to speak only in ‘loud speaker’ mode (It is definitely a problem when you have a _____). Then one day even the 160 Mega pixel with 200x digital zoom camera failed Oops!! That was the final blow…. So thought of buying new one… how to sell this one, that too with hell a lot of problem! Umm… Priority guys are a bit clever. A brilliant quote (Poorviga are the dumbest mobile retailers in Chennai or across Asia or even the whole world) by my friend ‘KOTTAI’, who framed this some time ago was proved positive. Every shop I stepped in offered from 1000 to 2000 not even a pie more than that… The great poorviga offered 2500 bucks! Best among the shops I ever stepped in.

So finally got a new mobile – NOKIA N73 Music edition a.k.a “THE ROCK”

(As the name indicates it is quite heavier than 6600).

TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE!

2007-09-25T19:30:00.000+05:30

Click the picture to enlarge...

CRITICISM IS ONE FACET OF HUMANITY

2007-09-15T15:00:00.001+05:30

I’m a critic but… I’m not the only one…

Criticism is the act of frying (condemning) another person, when the criticism is the breach of a rule which also applies to the critic. Don’t ask me who framed it.

How are cynic and critic related?

Definitely they are not husband and wife! Cynic is a person on earth who is motivated by selfishness or even a person whose posture is sneeringly and often habitually negative. Cynic rebukes his own life, but cynic may not be a pessimist. Some cynics think that others are selfish but not themselves, we can call or I call them as “Cynic-morons”.

When does criticism come into subsistence?

Criticism evolves when it involves verbal arrogance or demands of punishment against perpetrators of the act which an individual practices.

If there is a salient difference between the critic and the criticized, this makes the criticized person reproachable for the act, but not the critic.

Though criticism is frequently invoked as an accusation in debates, in some cases conflicts do pop-up.

# is criticisms necessary and beneficial or even integral part of life?

# is it necessary for the society or not?

In my point of view it is.

Concealment is not necessary for criticism; it can involve the open practice of a behavior for which one condemns others. You can be a critic but, you mustn’t become a vampire and bite their neck, but you are allowed to pretend as if you are going to, but a good and matured critic must try to catalyze the feelings of the person (victim), such that he performs the assigned task in a better fashion, if the person is hungry enough. Criticism in a non-authoritarian way is the best available diplomatic approach rather than an insult and it is a benevolent approach.

Every single person in this planet is a critic but each individual varies in the height and the way of criticizing others.

When we criticize another person, it says nothing about that person but definitely something about you.

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary.

Be a critic and make others smarter by being smarter and benignant…

Love, life and woman are like Monalisa's smile.

2007-09-03T20:22:00.000+05:30

Love: A divine wine which makes life bumpier...

Life: Becomes a horrendous inferno when a tea spoon of love is added... [NOTE: Considering love of women.]

Woman: The most confusing part of god’s creation.

#Tea spoon of woman in man's life - tranquilizer.

#Bottle of women in man's life - slow poison.

#Bucket of women in man's life - ultimate death.

Monalisa: A concealing smile... Resembling a women in fear...
Some even have doubt in her gender - Could be even a man...

Mindless morons...

2007-09-03T18:45:00.000+05:30

I was blog hopping as usual.... found a site which rates blogs...
It asked me to enter the blog link, I entered mine and the result was...

I was like.... What the fuck??
The funniest part is that the rating was given because my blog contained words like "Dead", click the below picture to view the ultimate crap or morons site.

Try and find out what this shit displays for your blog.

I fucked my first love but... managed to get the next… yepee!!

2007-08-28T17:04:00.000+05:30

After few breathe taking incidents which I personally tried to manage... but at last I messed with her a lot... to be frank to the core... I allowed others to access her/communicate with her which eventually made me a dumb guy, I had nothing for a month and half...

My friend made a post in a group blog, actually instructions were right and it was working perfectly, but i didn't expect things to get screwed so badly.

Yes, my first love left me.... left me into outright forlornness....

But managed to get the next within a month and half......

I overclocked my processor, it was working fine with ultimate performance, unfortunately my PC was in ON state for two and a half days. [NOTE: My processor was virtually in superheated state and of course dust laden too and I disconnected my UPS as it lost its life.] It was all set for the most unfortunate party. Voltage fluctuation bruised the capacitor of my mother board first then the whole circuit related to power, my processor was badly damaged too. Intel rejected my mother board sent for replacement but gave a new processor on for the old one.

I was without a PC for 45days approximately but I did manage to get a new girl friend/second love from Dubai.

I hate to hate my laptop and love to love my laptop - TOSHIBA

A Glimpse - Indian politics!

2007-08-16T18:16:00.000+05:30

# The true sign of the development of India in 60 years lies in the fact that we mustn't give a RAT's ass, whether our friends are hindus or muslims or any other religion, not even for the richest or poorest of any other country not as token of love or gift or for money...

# Our country is not a bargain chip for political parties to mess up with, so how can this be changed?

# People involved in current politics are so talented that "They take rest before they get tired and chuck out the WISE & HONEST". Why these money minded morons not paving the way for the literate politics?

# Are these politicians working for the welfare of their families or for the nation?

* If we people are able to implement the answers for these questions, then our country will be a developed one.

It is now or never... The future was never so close...

JAI HIND!

Love = fate!!

2007-07-07T18:13:00.000+05:30

Is love over-rated? All through a man’s life he is bombarded by this force of nature, this little sensation in our soul, the tingly feeling in our heart, the source of instant gratification. Some people call it ‘love’. Love as a divine presentation. Yet others call it as a mere chemical reactions (Chemical reactions may involve some amalgamation process of hearts and brains by induction method) or something to that effect. Whatever that is, one thing is for sure. We are fascinated, enslaved and betrayed by it.

One of my favorite things to do is to ride on an empty road in my cruiser. While I was doing just this, I saw another vehicle race towards me in the distance. With the bad eyesight those endless hours of sitting in the computer have bestowed upon me, I was able to make out little of the person driving in the scooter. As it neared me however the curvaceous outlines of her body and the elegant posture did little to hide the gender. When she crossed me, in the flying moment, my eyes locked and time froze, the intensity of that split second and the ferociousness of that gaze sent me on a trip to heaven. Now I’ve never personally been in love, but if that split second is any indication of the true quality of love?

Answer: Possibly ‘YES’ but probably ‘NO’.

Consciously or unconsciously, people believe love is a sensation (based on physical and emotional attraction) that magically, spontaneously generates when Mr. or Ms. Right appears. It can spontaneously degenerate when the magic "just isn't there" anymore. You fall in love, and you can fall out of it. Love is the attachment that results from deeply appreciating another's goodness. But as far as parents are concerned ‘LOVE’ is a sin. Parents virtually become misogynist because of the reason that their “SHE” has fallen in love.

But is love necessary? From what is seen around and by carefully weighing the pros and cons, love brings as much sadness as it does happiness. Peoples’ lives ruin when a loved one is lost. Hearts wither in the gloom of lovelorn emotions. So what’s all this fuss about love?

To answer this question we must first delve into the subject of ‘life’

As a wise man once put so eloquently, ‘life sucks’. It is an accepted fact though people might word it differently. We are born one day and die another. And the days between these two are tumultuous. In the broader picture these days are insignificant to humanity. The earth revolves, the sunshine’s, the birds chirp and you are forgotten.

Then how in god’s sweet playground do we deal with life? The answer lies in your heart. It lies in this silly thing called love. It makes our journey to obscurity a little less bumpy. It eases the turbulent flow of the insanity of life.

Is love a choice? If love comes from appreciating goodness, it needn't just happen but, you can make it happen. Love is active. You can create it. Just focus on the good in another person (and everyone has some). If you can do this easily, you'll love easily. By focusing on the good, you can love almost anyone. And as far as bad things are concerned… umm… It is just up to you to choose that person.

Remember there are levels of love, and true love is unconditional love, a "CHOICE" and just because someone says they love you doesn't mean they love you. Their actions will tell.

There are many combinations, all of which form some kind of love. Is there passion and friendship but very little commitment? This is defined as "passionate love." Are you committed but feels no passion or friendship? This is called "empty love." What most people ultimately desire, is "TRUE LOVE" the total package: passion, intimacy, friendship and commitment in one healthy relationship. It's the most fulfilling love. It is unconditional, and in my opinion the only "CHOICE".

Because deep, intimate love emanates from knowledge and giving, it comes not overnight but over time -- which nearly always means after marriage. The intensity many couples feel before marrying is usually great affection boosted by commonality, chemistry, and anticipation. These may be the seeds of love, but they have yet to sprout. On the wedding day, emotions run high, but true love should be at its lowest, because it will hopefully always be growing, as husband and wife gives more and more to each other. Exactly WHAT??

Love can be viewed triangularly. There are three key components: passion, intimacy, and commitment.

Passion underlies physical desire, sexual behavior, and arousal. This is the physical side.

Intimacy is the emotional aspect: closeness, connectedness, and warmth of friendship.

Commitment is the decision-making part "CHOICE" of love; are couples willing to work it out?

If someone tells you true love only happens once BEWARE!! They've seen too many Disney films or are trying to manipulate you. People are capable of falling in and out of love so if your "true love" turns out to be abusive or makes you cry more than smile end it and find a healthy person to love.

It is the fate of fate that fate is always addressed only when bad things happen…

It is the fate of love that love is always been seen by our parents as a sin…

It is the fate that some people fall in love and ultimately crash into the sea shore with a beer bottle with long beard…

It is the fate that some people happen to marry the same girl they loved… He He!!

WORLD CUP 2007...Next...!!

2007-05-08T05:29:00.000+05:30

(Aussies):It's best to avoid standing between a competitive jerk and his goals... "GOALS"

You can do anything if you set your mind to when you have vision, determination and an endless supply of expendable labor… "ACHIEVEMENT"

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an AVALANCHE of destruction… "TEAMWORK"

(PAK): A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly... "AMBITION"

(IND): You aren't paid to believe in the power of your dreams... "GET TO WORK"

(BAN & IRE): Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams... "SUCCESS"

(WI): It's a short trip from riding the waves of change to being torn apart by the jaws of defeat... "CHANGE"

(ENG): It's over man let her go... "PERSISTENCE"

Dreams are like rainbows only idiots chase them… "DREAMS"

(SA): Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up... "POTENTIAL"

(NZ): Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress... "PLANNING"

(SRI): Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else... "INDIVIDUALITY"

(NET, CAN, HOL): If you want to go to the top, prepare to KISS lot of the bottom... "FLATTERY"

(BER, KEN, ZIM): Because you have given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything that we can use... "RETIREMENT"

NOTE: ICC has decided to shorten the duration of the next WC. It will consist of...

* Opening ceremony

*Photo session

*Presentation ceremony---> Presenting the World Cup to AUSTRALIA.

{ ECLECTIC post }

Comments that came to my wordpress blog...

shek |

You’ve left out Diffidence. In no Aussie match did the opposition actually stand up to face it. Instead it buckled!

May 8, 7:37 AM —
Srinath v |

the description given for each team is good da..

May 8, 9:57 AM —
raghuveeran |

@Shek
Two of the srilankan batsmen faced aussie bowlers with lot of guts and were in good touch until rain interrupted… Then bounce and pace of the track got reduced and wickets fell into the pockets…

(SRI): Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else… “INDIVIDUALITY”

They were unique for sometime but died miserably like others…

@srinath
Those quotes were from e-mail with weird pics…. Just added the team names b4 them… and note part was from an sms that I received…

May 8, 11:05 AM —
Kikka |

Machi i think the concentration of the thing tat comes from the sun made u think like this. virually the ccontent is nice but wen we see in one perspective it says tat this post looks like vetti payan veetla ukkanthu yosicha mathiri irukku da..

May 9, 1:50 AM —
raghuveeran |

@kikka
Actually this post is supposed to be an eclectic post and it is… so virtually no work…

Kikka: If you buy a box of kuchi ice for me then we can romance…
J***u: Oh God!!

1) Sun made Mr. Venkat (kikka) virtually beg for 1.50 bucks kuchi ice… J***u his lady being a generous person bought it for kikka…
2) Sun made both of them run to one of their homes and shut the door…
3) Grr… censored…

Writing a post is better than romancing with your lady for 1.50 bucks kuchi ice…

May 9, 3:23 AM —

HOW TO IRRITATE PEOPLE??

2007-05-01T09:47:00.000+05:30

This post is not written in the formal tone expected of a normal article.

There are three types of NOTHING in this post.

1) NOTHING = IRRITATING THINGE!!
2) NOTHING = NOTHING
3) NOTHING = Boo Bah!

There is always something which irritates everyone in their lives but... I’ am not a guy who tries to bring this irritation into subsistence. That is why this irritating thing remains virtually nothing in my life. Here NOTHING = IRRITATING THING!!
[Since irritating thing is not into subsistence it is virtually equal to nothing]

I thought of writing nothing that would irritate people in their life because nothing is better than nonsense? When nonsense makes no sense virtually, how would nonsense irritate people? Then how do I say that it is better than nothing and here nothing gains supremacy over nonsense?

Nothing can prevent me from irritating people,[Here nothing is into subsistence therefore nothing can be considered as virtual object which might possibly prevent and probably may not prevent me from irritating people]where nothing must be primed and here again doing nothing without sense is mere nonsense and nonsense falls at the feet of nothing.

How can nonsense fall at the feet of nothing?? When NOTHING = NONSENSE…

1) [Doing NOTHING without sense= NOTHING]
2) [Doing NOTHING without sense = NONSENSE]
3) [If NOTHING = NONSENSE then virtually, NONSENSE = IRRITATING THINGE!!]

Leaving aside the above bafflement, it is a renowned fact that the earth is delimited by the atmosphere but the atmosphere contains almost nothing. Assume that this space which is occupied by this nothing in the atmosphere is filled with nonsense, and if this is the case then NONSENSE would remain on the earth. So this NONSENSE can never be replaced by this NOTHING, because NONSENSE makes no virtual sense…

But NONSENSE can be replaced by NOTHING according to point (3)…

Then how in the world it is possible for NOTHING to both replace and not replace NONSENSE??

Am still thinking of concluding this post with NOTHING in particular but, I wrote NOTHING in particular…

How it is possible to conclude a post where I wrote NOTHING in particular??

CONCLUSION:

Comments that came to my wordpress blog...

K.S.Sriyamunan |

this blog talks of “how to irritate people”, and to my surprise i found that this blog has fulfilled its requirement. as i went through the post, i found the words irritating me to the core, And u say that u are not here to irritate. anyway it is really an irritating post, as its name implies.
nice job dude….

May 1, 10:39 AM —
srinath |

ur blog only irritated me da…the stuffs inside i think so nothing deals with irritating people..try to write something related to the subject da..

May 1, 2:54 PM —
raghuveeran |

@ Sriyamunan
Idukumele irritate panra mathiri eppadi ezhudharthu?? But my post is CLEAN & CLEAR when it is compared to OPERATIONAL RESEARCH subject…Lol !!
@Srinath
This post irritated u… In my pt of view, ppl who read this post get irritated… thus I indirectly showed the way to irritate ppl… it is understood… Donno y u didn’t understand…

May 1, 3:48 PM —
sowmya |

aiyoooo mockai!!! …. the greatest way of getting insane is to read this blog.. nalla thane da irundhe.. wats your problem??

May 2, 12:38 AM —
Sivaji |

Ass ur blog is one f the most irritatin things in d world….nothn can irritate mre dan yr blog….

May 2, 1:11 AM —
raghuveeran |

@Sowmya
I wrote this with gr8 difficulty…
“the greatest way of getting insane is to read this blog…
This is too much…

@Sivaji
Hope you have now acquired adequate knowledge on “How to Irritate people?”…
Try to analyze my post… It is of gr8 importance…

May 2, 2:13 AM —
krishnaprasadag |

Pappu dawg, i didnt get irritated da! I was just wondering how ppl can write in this manner. ithukelam talent venum. Good try! I liked the two pics and I presume u must have enrolled urself in an object oriented course. Knowingly or unknowingly there were some places with philosophical senses. The saying “Fools stumble upon great things, but recover very quickly and walk on their own path” was really true when i read this. U r a mad guy who is has not lost his sanity. This Blog post was the worst and the best of ur creations.. Did u understand anything? Purinjidho?? Purilana poi adutha blog post yeyuthu!!

May 2, 4:32 PM —
raghuveeran |

@Krishnaprasad
Am one virtual philosopher with equanimity, enlightenment, and wisdom.

The saying “Fools stumble upon great things, but recover very quickly and walk on their own path” was really true when i read this. U r a mad guy who has not lost his sanity. This Blog post was the worst and the best of ur creations..

praising me or scolding me…??

May 3, 2:01 AM —
krishnaprasadag |

@ pappu dawg

Dei adangu da! Konjam edam kodutha over scene poduveye..

Praising you or scolding you?? I leave that to the conclusion of those who read. It depends on how they percieve!

May 4, 2:34 AM —
shruti |

oi how come u dint get irritated while writing the post????????onakke irritate agala???too much!!!!nyway kinda cool stuff actually..to b able tot write like this..:D

May 4, 1:00 PM —
raghuveeran |

@Krishnaprasad
Readers of my blog are ‘optimists’…. (NOTE: Exceptional cases might be there.) >:P

@Shruti
Actually I was trying to frame few postulates on NOTHING, am happy that I didn’t end up with NONSENSE. [NOTE: NONSENSE=NOTHING according to point(3)]… got me??

May 5, 1:31 AM —
Shruti |

hmm, confused..
nothing is nonsense what ever…
But you have the power to irritatate people…Joking..take lite..
Take care…

May 5, 6:15 AM —
kavya |

too much of nothin and nonsense….lolz…so tat’s wat it takes to irritate ppl…..
kewl one…

May 5, 2:50 PM —
anoodha kunnath |

i think u’ve succeeded in whatever you set out for,’cos i seriously ran out of the room pulling my hair out.kudos!

May 6, 1:01 PM —
raghuveeran |

@Shruti (bird)
Thnx for dropping by… do visit again…
you have the power to irritate people
May be via this blog post… but not in real life…

@Kavya (kudumi)
1) If NOTHING = no thing then how can too much of NOTHING irritate ppl??
2) And When NONSENSE makes no sense virtually, how would NONSENSE irritate people???

hope you are very much confused now…

@Anoodha
My ultimate aim was to irritate people… but I didn’t want anyone to run out of their room pulling their hair out… Lol

May 7, 6:26 AM — [
krithika |

hehe..good one! exams arnd the corner for u? [:P]

May 8, 5:30 AM —
raghuveeran |

@Krithika
ya of course… rope is around ma neck… donno when it is goin to be pulled…

May 8, 6:34 AM —

Am in outright forlornness…

2007-04-18T06:58:00.000+05:30

Am in outright forlornness… This is possibly true but probably false…

The three things that I value the most in my life are…

1) She

2) She

3) She

1) She - to shower love and affection.

2) She - to share my ecstatic joy and grief.

3) She - to be with me till death.

But…………..

The atmosphere is so desolate; it's like she is omnipresent, which is possibly true but probably false. And when she turned into superior version of "Chapel of Love" in my second life and left me in dilemma in my real life. Her quiet posture stunned me and my heart broke out when she turned her back. I became the "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy,” with appy fizz in my hand. She turned discourteous and I was in melancholy and in an anguished "Delta Dawn,”. She pulls off from second life as well as from real life. A few contemporary vocalists played neo-tonal or neo-Romantic music and tried to pull off the bleakness of "kisses & hugs" or the forlornness of "Am I Blue?" with such genuine shades of feelings inside me; the vocalists were not loud enough to pull off the bleakness. Perhaps she is an accomplished actress in second life as well in real life, my emotions always ring true.

The world "not as static, fixed forms of reality but as floating pictures of radiant qualities, which range from states of forlornness and emptiness to quiet or ecstatic joy.

I hide my tears when I say her name but the pain in my heart still the same, although I smile and seem free, there is no one who misses her more than me.

NOTE:

Girl whom I referred in the post is imaginary. :d

I’ am not in forlorn state or anything related to that… but I wrote this post considering myself in that state.

High heels = Frenzy women

2007-03-24T08:04:00.000+05:30

In quotidian life almost every woman below 30 wears or possesses heels, in spite of the availability of flat wears. What is the fucking necessity of wearing heels?...
For ages boys have been lured by the sweet but dangerous speech of girls… and the present generation of girls try to galvanize themselves from reality.

Even operational researches are being employed to discover the origin of heels… it employs mathematical logic to complex problem requiring optimization in the research field, but it was never disclosed and may get revealed in near future…

Leaving aside the above bafflement and coming to the point...

Why were heels been worn while it was invented?

Generally girls used to boast themselves too much for which they are not really worth… I hope gorgeous but short ones failed to create an impact in men’s heart for the fact that they were short. So they desperately needed some kind of magical spell to make up their height. Spell by some junk finally gave birth to useless product called heels. What an erroneous and dangerous invention could these heels be, these might virtually fuck your leg.

Heels are being used even in men’s wear but considering the factor of safety, the heels used in men’s wear are only of few inches in height. But considering women on the other hand who always run wild both physically and mentally, they use heels of 7 to 9inch in height…
Wearing high heels is especially stressful on the joints of the foot because all of the body's weight rests there; the foot is then forced into a narrow, pointed toe box, compounding the problem. The wearing of high heeled shoes is a prime example of women inviting foot problems. Doctors of podiatric medicine see no value in high heels (generally defined as pumps with heels of more than two inches). Heels are biomechanically and orthopedically unsound, citing medical, postural, and safety faults of such heels.

I once saw a girl with heels; she was straying in the streets of T.Nagar. She unfortunately stepped on a pebble and broke her ankle; she was not even able to lift herself. Few inquisitive people lifted her. (NOTE: I was not one of them.) Why do these girls wanna wear these types of Aladdin Wears and suffer?

Here I don’t say that girls must avoid heels on the whole…but by considering the factor of safety will make Genie help you rather than Jaffer preying you.

GIRLS MUST C: For other ill effects of high heels click here.
Even though there are medical agitations against these high heels, women continue to wear them as they are frenzy…

Wikicamp...

2007-02-26T20:01:00.000+05:30

What is an Unconference?

An Unconference is a kind of freewheeling conference where the content of the sessions is driven and created by the participants, generally day-by-day during the course of the event, rather than by a single organizer,or small group of organizers in advance. Wiki camp was all about harnessing and understanding the power of Wikis. It was aimed to bring together the best minds from the Wiki/Internet space to talk about issues, opportunities and what the future and evolution of this valuable tool looks like.Wiki camp — India’s first-ever `unconference' on the online phenomenon that Wikipedia is — struck the right chord with participants, leaving them gasping for more at the end of the daylong event. Crowd sourcing, Wisdom of crowds, User generated content and collaborative knowledge sharing have become the keywords of today's Internet. Wiki camp aims at demystifying these terms.

Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia and President of Wikimedia Foundation was the first participant and he was zestfully enthusiastic eventually followed by the others were enthusiastic as well… This states that it was a typical unconference as it has to be. He shared with us the vision of Wikipedia and his experiences. WoW it was damn cool…
Where and when it happened?
Wiki camp took place at Tidal Park on 25^th Feb., Chennai. It was also published in ‘The Hindu’ on the front page.

So what we were doing all the day?

Topics discussed were...

Computing 2.0,How Corporate Companies Are Using Wiki for Their Business, Vandalism in Wikis: How to protect your wikis, Personal Stories: How wikis have been useful in everyday life, The Growth of Wikipedia, Regional Languages in Wikipedia, The Birth & Growth of Wikipedia, Open serving, Wiki & Wiki Search engine, How "user generated commerce" will evolve, Will donation alone survives "wiki" model of content distribution Semantic Web & Wiki, Why we are yet to have Web-native formats for interoperability of content, Wiki.com / Wikia.com issues, Structured blogging, Distributed Content architecture, The future of Collaboration, Information Security in Wikis, Blog vs./and Wikis, Wikis impact on Modern Internet world, How to improve Wiki along with Blog, And for more click here…We were unfettered from rules and If we felt the topic boring we started throwing balls at them… which eventually made them leave… it was funny…

At some stage of the day I felt hungry…my belly was contracting inwards…fortunately buffet was arranged, but unfortunately the queue was real long…

We had NDTV, CNN-IBN, India today, The Hindu, Deccan Chronicle and all leading dailies in the room and some guys were making a documentary film on Wikipedia too…

Jimmy stressed his policy after interacting with a group of participants and volunteers — "free knowledge for free minds" — and the need to work for the benefit of the community. Jimmy’s words… And last but not least... I loved the way Jimmy moved with the people, in spite of being a global figure he didn't show any kind of 'bandas'. Hats off to Jimmy...

So what I brought home from wiki camp finally??... It was knowledge.

Love at first sight?

2007-01-30T17:50:00.000+05:30

Love at first sight? Yeah, why not! First impression always counts.

One can probably or never judge the chemistry involved in love. There are no chemical or mathematical equations proving love at first sight.

Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger irrespective of what you see quotidian. You may see a stranger across a crowded room. And somehow you know, you know even then, that somewhere you'll see her again and again at least for the reverse case of women.

People know what kind f relationship they gotta maintain with another within few minutes of meeting, that helps them determine how much effort they are willing to put into developing a relationship, It is almost a self fulfilling prophecy.

According to color experts (Director of the Pantone Color Institute), for girls, red is the most stimulating color you can wear. In fact wearing or seeing red actually increases blood flow, and mimics attraction. Guys who frequently wear blue are stable, faithful and always there. The blue guy is perfect for a serious relationship: he's reliable, faithful and can match his own clothes.

Some people say: I raised ma head and for a moment I looked into her/his eyes, I knew from my heart that she/he was the one!

But according to me ‘Love at first sight’ seems to be attributed exclusively to face attractiveness and other aspects like appearance, voice, gesticulating moves, smell (taking a gentle deep breath is enough you don’t really have to behave like dogs). According to analysis, if you think of becoming friends then you’ll communicate with him/her more often, and you’ll be telling more about you and do things that will help ensure a friendship does develop. We are able to judge attractiveness with surprising speed and on the basis of very little information. It seems that pretty faces 'prime' our minds to make us more likely to associate the pretty face with a positive emotion and keeps us in proximity with the pretty face. There are no definite rules to what kind of face can be called beautiful, but we chose faces of extreme, very ugly or very pretty. Seen rapidly, viewers were able to make what amounted to an unconscious, albeit accurate, assessment of physical beauty, but everything depends on the eyes of the beholder.

Each one has an equal right to exist and express their feelings, Even though many scientific researchers found out that people fall in love in first 30sec on seeing another person… Their theory is still in metastable state.

Is there such a thing as love at the first sight? Or it is just infatuation? How is it possible to feel so much for a stranger, a passerby?
Love has no limits, no color, no time...I see but... How can you love the person you have just met? Is this love at first sight, or merely an attraction that later turns to love? Difficult to know... I respect whom has this firm belief, but still have some doubts about...passion can be, but love...real love...don't know...

THE END OF MECHANICAL ERA IN AUTOMOBILE INDUSTRY

2007-01-22T20:07:00.001+05:30

" Switching ourselves from fossil fuel era to hydrogen fuel era will be having technological hurdles, the difficulty of creating a new energy infrastructure will be money swallowing and mind boggling, but could provide health, environmental, climatic and economic benefits and reduce the reliance on diminishing oil supplies and to establish a perfect platform ".

Does vehicles conversion from gasoline to diesel advisable even with advanced emissions and particle control technologies?

This would actually increase photochemical smog. The reason is that even advanced diesel vehicles may emit more oxides of nitrogen than do gasoline-powered vehicles, and these oxides spur ozone production.

Companies have invested hundreds of millions of dollars in fuel cell research with the ultimate goal of removing the auto from the environmental equation, because we believe the automobile leads the way to the hydrogen economy and a truly sustainable future.
HYDROGEN AS FUEL
A combination of electricity and internal combustion of gasoline, as in hybrid vehicles; hydrogen generated from wind electrolysis; hydrogen generated from natural gas; and hydrogen generated from coal gasification are the various forms of generation of hydrogen fuel.

While the production of carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas, is undesirable, the process produces about 55 percent less carbon dioxide than the internal combustion.

ADVANCEMENT IN BATTERY STORAGE

Eliica Battery Electric Car with 370 km/h top speed and 200 km range…

Advances in lithium based battery technology, in large part driven by the consumer electronics industry, allow full sized, highway capable electric vehicles to be propelled as far on a single charge as conventional cars go on a single tank of gasoline. Lithium batteries have been made safe, can be recharged in minutes instead of hours, and now last longer than the typical vehicle.

Another improvement was to decouple the electric motor from the battery through electronic control while employing ultra-capacitors to buffer large but short power demands and recuperable braking energy.
FAST FORWARD
Innovators and dealmakers descend to soak up the hottest technologies that will blow minds, break barriers and fly off shelves in the years to come. By the implication of Robotics, Biometrics, Voice recognition devices, Audio networking solutions, Disposable technology, Nanotechnologies, Flexible computing devices and GPS etc will take automobile industry to the next dimension.
a deafening roaR
* As the fuel cell technology and usage of batteries has emerged with a roar, engines will be replaced in near future completely…

* Implication of fuel injection system in bikes has already ruled out the carburetors life…

* Robots have already overtaken the large part of assembling & manufacturing section long time ago…

* Steering systems will get replaced by joysticks/joy pad/remote control…etc

What's new now is that inexpensive semiconductors are available to provide the extraordinarily precise control of very large amounts of electric power, at very low cost, in very compact controllers.

The side stick, being tested by Mercedes-Benz, is part of a fully computer-controlled car handling system .

The transformation is already well under way in the car's peripheral systems. The belts and pulleys that drive water and oil pumps, and radiator cooling fans, are giving way to electric motors. The best brakes are already electro hydraulic, all electric brakes will follow. With electronic throttles, the gas pedal sends electrical instructions to a microprocessor that controls the fuel injection system electronically. Passive, reactive, energy dissipating springs and shock absorbers are being displaced by an active array of powerful linear motors that move wheels vertically as needed to maintain traction beneath and a smooth ride above.

And electric actuators will displace the steel camshaft on every valued engine. Put each valve under precise, direct, digital-electric control, actuated independently by its own compact electric motor open and close each valve as dictated by current engine temperature, terrain, load, and countless other variables and, in effect, you continuously retune the engine for peak performance. Belts, shafts, and chains melt away. Everything shrinks, everything gets lighter, and every aspect of performance improves dramatically.

Cheap in the Gearbox

This will set the stage for the last big step the one already taken in monster trucks. Silicon and electric power will knock out the entire gearbox, driveshaft, differential, and related hardware, electric drives powers the motors that turn the wheels. Power chips now make it possible to build high power motors the size of a coffee can, and prices are dropping fast. When such motors finally begin driving the wheels, the entire output of the engine will have to be converted immediately into electricity before it is distributed, used, or stored throughout the car. It will take heavy duty wiring and substantial silicon drives and electric motors to propel a hybrid electric sport utility vehicle down a highway at 70 mph but they'll be far smaller than the steel structures in today's power train. Cars will shed many hundreds of pounds, and every key aspect of performance will improve considerably.
CONCLUSION:
The era of Draftsmen came to an end by the introduction of software’s like AUTO CADD, PRO-E, ANSYS, CATIA, SOLIDEDGE etc…

In the same way there will be no need of people who are specialized in engines, steering mechanisms, carburetors and other systems which is gonna be outta f no where… We are currently studying systems which are going to be outdated in near future…everything is gonna be ruled by pre programmed microchips… simply just as your PC… so what will we(the present generation of mechanical engineers) do by having such outdated shit in our syllabi...

So what will be the future of mechanical engineers in the automobile industry as mechanical era is getting converted into electronics era???

NOTE: I went through various websites for my analysis purpose on this topic. The points which i thought would add spice to this post were included in various parts of this post.

Optimism

2007-01-18T17:43:00.000+05:30

‘Optimism and good health’ like ‘Burger and sauce’, they’re a perfect combination. These valuable assets can lift you up stream and sustain you throughout your life. Happiness and positive outlook of life directly helps in maintaining good health in return, good health can help you feel more cheerful and optimistic. Optimism is not the refuge of bubbleheads it’s a scientifically proven way to get happier, healthier and even cat nippier to the opposite sex.

A happy nd positive perspective can bring many practical benefits like better health, longer life, nd greater success in your fitness regimen, your job, nd even your love life.

Keeping a positive attitude can improve how you feel every day as well. Positive thinking and positive stimuli in ur environment are gr8 for reducing tension during stressful moments.

When you meet people who always seem to be happy, you’re meeting people who are making a daily effort. They are keeping themselves focused on what really uplifts their vision and spirit, and they are working on connecting to other people with laughter, Smiles and kind words. They are working hard to surround themselves with other people who think positively and believe in dreams.

On a purely practical level, I find assuming a can do attitude about my work or personal aspirations always opens up possibilities. My mind begins to work in new, creative ways and Am sure that, physiologically, the neurotransmitters in my brain are finding new pathways and enhancing the overall thinking process. Optimism helps me focus and concentrate better and that automatically gives me a more vigorous and youthful drive as I tackle new ideas.

A common conundrum illustrates optimism versus pessimism with some questions,

What do you see in the below picture?

*Conventional wisdom expects optimists to reply with half full and pessimists to respond with half empty (assuming that full is considered good, and empty, bad.)

What do you see in the below picture?

*Pessimist sees a black dot despite the large amt of white space available.
Whereas an Optimist sees the remaining white space though there is a single black dot.

CONCLUSION

Remember, you must take some effort to reach and maintain an optimistic perspective, but that effort is as rewarding as the happy, positive lifestyle you will enjoy. As you turn yourself into an optimist, you’ll also be improving your health and ridding your life of unneeded stress. You’ll be smiling more and finding ways to be friendlier and more outgoing. And you’ll be looking forward to a longer, healthier, more fulfilling life. So do the practical things learn how to be happy!

A paradox sometimes associated with optimism is that the only thing an optimist cannot view as positive is a pessimist.

And I don’t want anyone to be a panglossian… being an optimist to some extent is enough to lead a better life.

Art of Kissing...

2006-12-26T13:47:00.000+05:30

So, if it’s gonna be your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:

**Is it the right time?

**Is anyone watching?

**Does your partner even want to?

**Is your breath fresh?

**And the big question...
Should you use some tongue?

**Then you lean in and just go for it!!!

NOTE: Am neither Philematophobe nor a Philematologist…

Steps involved in kissing her…

kissing experience may differ from one person to another but the basic fundamentals remain the same.

The first step in kissing is known as "Getting into position".

The second step is called "Finding her comfort level" and

The last step, the last step… well, I leave that to your imaaagination.

How to get into position??

Now, there may be lot’ff ways for getting into a good position for a satisfying kissing session…

The keyword here is flexibility. If you are driving her home,

BIKE: For safety reasons I’ll not utter a word…

CAR: It is a good idea to get out of your driver’s seat, walk over to the other side, open the passenger door, and accompany her to her porch/apartment door.

If she declines, just tell her that, "I just want to see you up safely". That saves face.

If you both happen to be watching TV on the couch, arrange it such that she is comfortably wedged at the end of the sofa, her body leaning on the sofa’s arm while you are seated at her side. This way, she will not be able to edge away from you when you try kissing her. (Stay away from knives, heels, bamboo sticks)…

Finding her comfort level…

This involves gauging whether she is ready for the kiss. Remember, there are always other options.

You could avoid kissing altogether: a little gesture to remember the occasion with, (This doesn’t mean that u have to kiss her all the time you meet…) a nice bow with a flourish, a good handshake (although personally, it feels really weird shaking your date’s hand. A pat on the shoulder perhaps… but a handshake! )

Well, I guess it is all the matter of taste, really. A goodbye wave, a gentle caress of her cheek (NOTE: they r not babies they r babes so, act accordingly). You could make it a neutral kiss: throw her a kiss into her lips, don’t ever try to kiss her hand, which will make you a Pope, don’t ever try kiss her cheek, which is actually her grandmother’s duty… a quick peck, kiss your finger and touch it to her lips, which reveals that you ate onion r ginger… And of course, there's the kiss, but which is rotten nd fishy… it is worthless…

In general, you should follow everything mentioned in Dating, Ending the date. If you are going to tell her you are going to call her just to have something to say, do remember to call. Most men do this and it drives girls crazy because guys never do call…

Kissing Stuff…

When you are alone with her on her porch/door, place your arm around her in a gentle, non-threatening way (don’t do it like Koundamani). If she does not cringe away from you or push your arm off her, you can proceed to the next step. Next lean your head against hers, appearing to rest it.

She should do the same. Then take your hand from hers, make a shape like you were going to pull the trigger on a gun. DON'T whatever you do, firm your hand, relax.

Let it flow. Place the tip of your index finger (the tip = the joint farthest from you hand) under her chin and lift her head to your mouth. Do all this in slow motion (NOTE: No music effects w’ll b given). She will remember it better if you do it slow. Don't rush it. Kiss as though you have all the time in the world. But don't prolong a kiss beyond its natural life.

If she pushes you away, she is just not ready (start counting 1..2..3..GET SET GO!!). Do not push your luck and never ever push your way hoping to get "lucky". You can always end things is by giving her a nice big hug.

We seem to have become a nation of ‘maintain a distance with the opposite sex’… (Why not a nation of kisses like in France? They kiss for everything there. They kiss to say good morning, they kiss to say hello, life is so unfair…[:(])

Tom Cruise Method

There are some movie stars who perpetuate bad kissing styles. There's the Tom Cruise Method (as seen in Top Gun), whereby his tongue is already slithering out before he's met her lips. This is also referred to as the Lizard-King Style, and once lip-locked, it may also feature the rather grotesque tongue inserted rapidly in and out. Most women do not cherish the idea of kissing a large anaconda, which is what this must be similar to. Equally unappealing is when the guy's tongue seems to be on a thorough search for any food trapped between the woman's molars. This is her tongue's job, not yours. The only response possible is for the woman to open her mouth wide and remain motionless while he finishes his routing, a posture that calls to mind trips to the dentist…

Like being on a dance floor and suddenly holding your partner motionless, it can have the galvanizing effect of heightening the sensation. This is ideally practiced in places like a dark booth in a dive bar with a great jukebox. Just make sure her sleeve doesn't catch fire from the candle on the table.

The anatomy of kissing

Kissing is a kind of complex behaviour that requires significant muscular coordination. In fact, totally twenty muscles work cooperatively. The most important muscle involved is the orbicular is oris muscle, which is used to pucker the lips and informally known as the kissing muscle. The tongue can also be an important part of the kiss.

Asymmetry in kissing

Avoid a clash between noses while kissing, people often turn their faces slightly to one side, this position brings comfort to them, one member of the couple may support the other, perhaps across the lap or in an embrace…thus combining hugging with kissing. The person supporting the other may tend to take the more active role in the kiss.

[NOTE: Asymmetry & anatomy info was taken from Wiki]

kiss is like the fusion of two mortal individuals' existence in the immortal world of love care and affection...

kiss means you r there beside him/her eternally...

kiss give you essence of having everything what you need and everything you don’t feel thee making you no more lonely even when you are in the Venus where you wont find a single soul...

kiss...its the only word that defines itself without even explaining...

And again… Am neither Philematophobe nor Philematologist…

NOTE: I don't have any personal experience in this topic...[:d]

Chennai Bloggers meet...

2006-12-21T21:23:00.000+05:30

Last meet was a gr8 success.... So be this time...

WINTER MEET...

VENUE : ELLIOTS BEACH (BESANT NAGAR BEACH)

Near the police booth... opposite to cooze.

DATE : 30-12-2006

TIME : 04:30 P.M

DRESS-CODE :

BOYS : T-SHIRT & TRIGGER JEAN

GIRLS : 9-GAJAM PODAVAI

DETAILS : You need to register your name along with 2 passport size photograph in the near by POLICE BOOTH.

You need to show your address proof for attending this Bloggers meet.

Any one of the following address proofs should be brought:-

Driving License
Voters identity card
College identity card
Ration card

Please show your address proof to the security personals available in the Police booth and register yourself.

Enough of this… Be there....else u are gonna miss something!!

BABY HACKER'S GAME...

2006-12-04T07:20:00.000+05:30

This is a cool game... It makes u think in different way... or the hacker's way...
If you finish this game you are a HACKER...Oops!!...A BABY HACKER...

Click HERE to start the game...

If you feel difficult to find the answers, feel free to ask me...
But I'll be givin only clues....

Beauty x Brain x Availability = constant

2006-11-25T14:24:00.000+05:30

The most gorgeous girls always go to the worst lookers in town and the beauty and brain is always inversely proportional to each other...

This is a story of a guy who tries to find his ideal match…let’s see what happens…

The boy found his match but, the girl was already committed 2 some asshole… "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful but, remaining 5% were in his college." The best girl in his class had male friend from her class in college making it awkward for him to approach… the next best gal in class fell for a senior and when he became a senior himself the best junior was already engaged…

Then he thought of having a hangout with 2 hot girls at the same time, the guy was so innocent, he didn’t know that he is not getting anything from either of them. Then he went to a party and thought of dancing with better looking girl, but unfortunately the best ones were already on the dance floor…Oh!! Boy... How poor you are… He met a girl with good geography…poor guy didn’t realize that... A Girl with good geography will have a bad history and a girl with good history will have bad geography... He met a girl with more the make-up... poor kid didn’t realize that… more modern is the girl (she pretends to be)...and he found that she had a boy friend with spiky head… (Longer the spike dumber the guy looks)…hence poor boy came to know that girls with make-up get dumber guys… [:p]

He then approached a girl who was standing near a guy… Poor fellow didn’t realize that the guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother. Girls always want to discuss the relationship. But men will never understand them… [The most stunning girl has the hardest hitting boyfriend] who kicked his ass out… He came to know that… A gorgeous girl is like peacock, her boyfriend like its voice! And all hot women have a super ugly and irritating best friend.

The poor fellow was better looking but, the lesser attractive the girls found him.(girls only wanna be with bad guys) At last poor boy came to know that if u like a gal, then there is every proximity tat everyone surrounding her other than the her can be easily corrected… and he did correct one with moderate looks (Sathvigum)… [Some with broken hearts and some in convalescence group together and bring out such wonderful facts about the people from Venus...]... Then one day, the girl came to his house…

The day the chick who really liked him came and spoke to him was the day when-
1. He was dressed badly
2. He forgot to brush his teeth for the first time in his lifetime...
3. And had a bad hair day...

He then tried to express his feelings desperately during a private chat…she found a long lost friend who was a handsome superman, who bet this guy in everything 9:1 ratio…The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u... So he maintained a distance with her… then she came closer to him and their relationship blossomed… more seriously he liked the girl... the more seriously her dad hated him… [The love he showered to the girl was directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad showered.]… Fortunately he escaped both from the bullets and the girl. [As the girl will always forgive you when it’s her mistake, she will kill you if it’s yours …] with all courage he had, he decided to confess his love but... she confesses hers, fortunately to the same guy… Wedding Bells rang…

By chance the girl he liked in college liked him too... She proposed him about 10 years later, when he was father of 2... He said – ‘Nothing improves with age’ and left the place…

The boy finally joined the Alice in wonderland……

NOTE: Don’t marry a girl who doesn’t like you, even if she is the prettiest… Marry a girl who likes you
(Minimum qualification: moderate looks, ok kind f character, adequate knowledge & a virgin)…
(Recommended qualification: good looks, good character, sounddd knowledge & a virgin)…

Damn fuckin fantastic gorgeous girls are either nun, married, Lolita or is lesbians… [:p][:d] lol

UPDATE: Some are exceptional...

You always don’t have to search for beauty who might be the most sluttish person you would have ever met… moderately looking girl with good character will make your life blossom…

INNOVATIVE EXPERIMENTATION

2006-11-11T16:27:00.000+05:30

On the day of my last practical examination I got up by 2.00A.M. And it was raining heavily outside. Exam that I had on that day was different from other practical exams… No formulas, no equations, no need to take any readings…as the exam was CADD. I just need to draw some complex diagrams but easy…I started practicing pretty late by 2.15A.M. When I was practicing I just turned around for some reason and I was shocked to see a Leech just an inch near my leg. So, thought of doing some experimentation with that ‘Black kid’, as it entered my room without prior permission.

a) HIT was sprayed on leech b)After adding Old spice

c) After adding HARPIC & HAND WASH d)Award winning pic...

First, I showered him with Black Hit, which showed poor results, kid went inside its protective skin like a tortoise…. Then thought of spraying some after shave lotion (Old Spice)… which had adverse effect on Black little darling. It started dancing on the floor. Then some white spots appeared on the black skin, en thought of adding some Harpic(toilet cleaner) over the Black darling, which again made him suffer and let out some juicy.. Fishy... liquid… then I added hand wash gel over the little kid… Black little kid was out f no where… Suddenly my mother hopped in and she started shouting…. My innovative experimentation was hurdled… and mother threw him out… Then I continued practising my drawings…

I thought of adding milakai podi (red chilli powder), Hydrochloric acid, but due to my mother’s interruption my experiment became unfinished… I ws not able to get Output verified...[:d]

Let’s hope another Leech comes for the next rain. . .

Technorati tags: leech,experiment

Green flower!!

2006-10-24T10:30:00.000+05:30

This flower caught my eyes.
May be it was the fresh scent, may be it was the bold display of colours, it's radiance.. something.. it made me turn.
I couldn’t see it very well in crowd but couldn’t take my eyes of it. There was a strange force drawing me towards it.
I decided to step towards it.
As I went near, an amazing thing happened. It began to change!
In a moment it was a smiling torch.
I blinked over and over again…
It was then surrounded by ferocious tigeresses. It’s eyes were glittering!
I rubbed my eyes. It suddenly disappeared…
Then suddenly some time later flower transfigured into an angel.
Just as I was thinking of drawing my sengal out, it changed again.. into the beautiful flower.
Mustering all the courage that I had, with a hand holding tightly on the sengal, I went closer, initially at a slower pace during interval and later at good pace after the movie.
It did not change.
I went closer and closer.
No change.
I was now almost at a touching distance.
I went closer and thought f having a chat..
It wasn't there anymore !
In front of me suddenly the ferocious tigeresses popped up…

Unfortunately I couldn’t use any pop up blocker there…
My friends pulled me out of it and we went in 6wheeler and the flower along with those tigers went in 3wheeler…

Flower refers to the Girl in green chudidhar who came to Sathyam theatre yesterday.

Tiger’s refers to her mother and some anonymous lady.

Sengal refers to Nokia 6600…

Update:one day, green leaves will fade away,

faded leaves will fall away, fallen leaves will be thrown away,

but green flower will never fade from my memory...

Technorati tags:beautiful girl,girl,beautiful,beauty,flower,green

Happy Diwali...

2006-10-21T07:22:00.000+05:30

"Festival of Lights," it symbolises the victory of good over evil, and lamps are lit as a sign of celebration and hope for mankind.

Erupting siripalaiyil
Cirithidum MATHAPPU!
Kan-arugil vinmeengal
Vaanathil VANAVEDIKKAI!
thodarattum thinandorum,
unvazvil DIWALI!!

Technorati tags: deepavali,diwali,festival of lights

PREMARITAL SEX

2006-10-16T11:22:00.000+05:30

Do the present generation have conscientiousness towards sex???
Having sex before marriage is right or not??

No person in this world is going to uphold celibacy throughout his/her life…
He/She will anyway gratify his/her senses… The question is WHEN??

According to some people sex before marriage is optimal but majority of people are against it. Sex is a very strong biological need. However sex after marriage has a purpose of not only evolution but also a medium of expressing love between couples. If sex becomes a mere need of the body then it can not be enjoyed in true sense and becomes monotonous. You don’t need sex to express your love before marriage you just need a letter or rose[:P]…Because the concept of sex is not very clear and a lot of importance is paid to this subject in negative sense. The concepts of pre-marital sex have a direct bearing on our total concepts of sex itself. It is important how one feels about sex personally, it is like when you are hungry, you eat garbage or you wait for the right food at right place and right time.
The incidence of teen pregnancy, sexually transmitted disease, emotionally and physically abusive sex and even the premarital sex goes down and not up!

According to me : It is against our culture, it can be done if you are going to marry the same he/she.... Females specially had to be careful because there were not too many men willing to marry a non-virgin.

Statistics : Premarital sex among 18- to 20-year-olds in metros is as high as 65.6 per cent amongst girls and 63.3 amongst boys.

The following reasons usually spark off such behaviour:
People of this age are more prone to impulsive behaviour. Emotional instability and the use of sexual gratification as a means of relief and Peer pressure…..

Some funny things that happened when I started writing this post…

**My mom suddenly hopped into my room and I asked her suddenly…. ’Is premarital sex’ right or wrong?? Mom was shocked with irrelevant question to the situation… And I explained her that I didn’t do anything wrong.. and was just writing a post on that topic… but her face was filled with lot of worries…

**Topic was good according to me…I wanted different views from other people…So again
without any proper explanation I sent an SMS to my friends (female) stating…..What do u feel about Premarital sex?? Support your answer….

One of my friend lost her mind completely and replied… You are my very good friend, but I didn’t think you’ll behave so cheaply… I have no such intensions with you….“Get lost”…
Oh my God!!...... I called her back and explained her that I was writing a post on that and Blah!! Blah!!….and I asked her to read the last message again…then she said sorry after that….

So what do you guys nd girls feel about Premarital Sex??

premarital sex, premaritalsex, sex before marriage

Chennai is part of high hazard quake area...

2006-10-08T18:19:00.000+05:30

Chennai is seismically prone and is a `high hazard' earthquake area, according to a recent study by Anna University…. Man this news is rockin the whole city… Chennai has been found to have loose soil till 15 metres of depth. Though the city is prone to quakes of the intensity of 5.8 on the Richter scale, the loose soil leads to seismic amplification in the range of 6.3 to 7.2 on the Richter scale…

At nine meters depth, the high seismic hazard areas became linear and narrowed down to small areas in south Chennai, and the largest chunk was in the flood plain area. Hazard prone areas lay in Teynampet, Alwarpet, Mylapore, Gopalapuram, Royapettah and Thousand Lights.

At twelve-metre depth, high hazard areas were distributed in the central and western parts of the Cooum and Adyar flood plains.

At fifteen metres, high hazard areas were in parts of West Mambalam(Oh my god this my area!!!), Nandanam, Mylapore, Saligramam and Alwarpet.

For more info click here

Courtesy : THE HINDU, MAALAI MALAR NEWSPAPER

But one thing... I'll be gettin at least 1week hols for sure....[:D]

My new Pulsar 180 DTS-i

2006-10-08T09:10:00.000+05:30

New Science of Washing the Roads with (Fear the Black)

After a long waiting for 220cc bike…Which according to me is not

worth for the  proposed price…As Pulsar 180 got some enchanting

new looks and features for same old pricing ( 63,990/- Only )…

A digital bike with cosmetic modes and abeyance…

Digital display includes tripmeter, speed indication, fuel level..

Second part of the bike has Legendary look with sharp end...




DTS-i engine....

Fuel tank slightly modified from inside to prevent overflow of fuel. Mishap done in old 180cc are now rectified… Auto indicator off system included… For riders benefit at night, lighting facility is included for the symbols near the buttons…The eddy movement of the black alloy wheels rule the roads for ever…

This Bike is my 'Birthday Gift' from my sweet mother...

I even got one Kodak Digi cam...

Dhrushti Bommai / Ward of the Evil Eye

2006-10-02T12:26:00.000+05:30

Who is this guy??

This guy is called as ‘Dhrushti bommai’ or ‘Ward of the Evil Eye’. A superstitious belief that this immovable guy is capable of driving Evil Sprits. Local constructors in India tie these Male Barbie dolls in front of the buildings. Dhrushti dolls usually contain orishyellow straws inside Louis Philippe shirt and Trigger jean.

It is believed that, it protects the building from evil looks of people. It is crazy that people still believe these myths. I hope these dolls were not hung while constructing Taipei, Petronas tower, Sears tower, Taj Mahal etc. So why do these brainless constructors put them out??

If the constructor is not wealthy enough of buying a Male Barbie Doll (Dhrushti Bommai)…Then he goes for a Pumpkin… It contains a portail of demons face…It is painted either on White Pumpkin or Metal Plate… People believe that these coloured pumpkin protect their house from kaathu kaarupu… prevents bad souls from entering their homes.....

Sometimes people even use combination of items…
(Lemon, Red Chilli, Green Chilli, Alum, conch)

The Evil Eye pendant has the symbol of an eye worked upon it. The symbol of the eye is regarded as a potent amulet for protection against evil forces in almost every culture of the world like Jewish, Islamic, Hindu, Buddhist and Christian. Thus, in Turkey, you have an eye for an eye.

The Turkish Evil Eye Pendant or the Nazar Boncugu, which literally means the “evil eye bead”, is actually a stone bead, which is worn to protect oneself from evil looks. The stone is an amalgamation of molten glass, iron, copper, water and salt. This particular combination of minerals and metals is believed to provide a shield from the forces of evil.

These Myths are blindly followed by large population all over the World…

What do you people think about these superstitious beliefs?

Do you encourage such beliefs or discourage them?

Technorati tags: scarecrow,Indian mythlogy,Indian myths,ward of evil eye,Dhrushti Bommai

Blogger Beta

2006-09-24T19:49:00.000+05:30

Users who have switched to Blogger in beta will not be able to login to comment on blogs that have not switched. Commenting using the “anonymous” or “other” options will still work. Blogger has started working on making this possible.This has been fixed. You can use the “Sign in with your Google Account” link on the Blogger comment form to log in with your Blogger in beta account.

We are seeing errors when posting comments with current Blogger accounts to blogs on the new version of Blogger in beta. Until Blogger fix this, the workaround is to preview the comment before publishing. ( You only need to preview once per account. ) This issue has been re-written to clarify the core bug and offer the workaround by Blogger.

Blogger Mobile is not available on the beta, and you cannot switch to the beta if you have a mobile blog.Blogger Mobile has been added to the new version of Blogger in beta. To create a new mobile blog on the new version of Blogger, send an e-mail or MMS from your phone to go@alpha.blogger.com.

You cannot currently post from Google’s Picasa software to a beta blog.

Third-party services (e.g. AudioBlogger, YouTube) will not work with Blogger in beta until they are updated to be compatible with Google Account logins.

Blogger Beta - Tour

Blogger Beta is still under construction...

Technorati Tags: Blogger Beta, comments, mobile blog in Beta, Youtube in Beta

Bloggers Anthem

2006-09-24T18:24:00.000+05:30

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I started a blog which nobody read.. When I went to work, I blogged there instead..I started a blog which nobody view..

I started a blog but nobody came; no issues were raised, no comments were made;

I started a blog which nobody read.. all I did wasn't that great but you must know here's what is said..

I started a blog; I sent you the link; I wanted you the world to know what I think..

I started a blog but when I read yours; it made me forget what I had started my for..

Mambalam-Train Accident

2006-09-18T19:47:00.000+05:30

This week is Xam week for me…tomorrow i’ll be facing one of the nightmares…
I bunked classes for almost 15 days in the name sake of symposium preparations…When I opened 'My White dolly' (My Notebook)it was like reading some unknown JAVA SCRIPT...So thought of going to my friend’s house…It was 3:35 P.M. I reached Mambalam Railway Station, Where I saw this mishap…There was a train accident near the Mambalam Railway Crossing which was Chilliwack.

A man tried to cross the railings in ‘Kurudhipunal’ style but unfortunately got hit by the train.The man's body was virtually traumatized and dragged by the train…Railway authorities rushed to the spot and brought him in stretcher…

I was not even able to figure out whether he was black or white that his body was soaked in ‘Blood Bucket’. The experience of seeing the train hitting a person was horrendous…
Mambalam Railway crossing is one of the hot spots for train fatalities over years.

According to the locals:When he got to the rail, he stumbled, just seconds before the train.

I don't know why people take that chance. We're in a hurry. We have a meeting. The kids have an appointment, but it's not going to make any difference after. The chances of being alive are not too good. The train wins.

People always think, It won't happen to me, but it is us because it's our community members we're losing.

I had nothing to do with it…For a moment thought of my next days Xam which was even more horrendous for me… So went to my friend's house in the same train…

....…………………”PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE”………………………

Fuckin "MOCHA"...

2006-09-04T21:21:00.000+05:30

It was Sunday ...Yet another real vetty day, thought of going out somewhere , myself along with 3 of my friends (Ganesh, Srinath, Venkatraman ) went to ‘Mocha’ known to be paradise of nungambakkam.

We were amazed by its plateresque bungalow and 3 to 4 dozens of sleeveless angels, the place was initially surrounded by lot of ‘kutties’ not kids…I meant the other kutties.

'Mocha' is a typical teenage villa. We went on looking at every kutty present there and finally settled in Chaco Latte laden tables with cigarette packets and scraps beneath….

In the moonlight, Mocha looks like a scene out of Arabian Nights,
as rows of dim lanterns light up quirky chairs and a rambling garden bisected by a rather eccentric stream…. The coffee shop, set in the centre, is theatrical, painted in deliciously outlandish hues: deep red, bright blue and rich gold.

It's supposed to be "a whiff of Morocco, a taste of the Mediterranean, glimpses of the Polynesian, the splendour of Brazil, all at one destination…. Amit Nanavati, who with his brother Samir Nanavati, has the franchise for the Chennai Mocha…. "The bungalow's been completely transformed”, the stairs past blue and silver walls, to the `dark room,' which is covered in kitschy cushions, and rich swathes of fabric by their architect and interior designer, The cafe certainly has that `buzz.'…… In the evening, it's positively festive, with people air-kissing frantically, the air covered with fragrant smoke from fruit sheeshas, waiters buzzing around and — invariably — at least 3 spaghetti-strap flaunting young things conducting discussions on life, love and lipstick in the tub…. While the food is certainly interesting(until uyou eat it), a couple of items make you wonder whether they have employed Shylock in the kitchen, considering the sparse fillings and meagerly measured ice-cream scoops. They also do need to pay attention to the finer details…. The Great Shakes, for instance, are served with monster sized spoons. You can get at the Brownie at the bottom if you have a tongue like a frog, but otherwise you are just going to have to look at it wistfully.

The atmosphere's deliciously languid, making it a very kick-off-your-shoes-and-relax kind of place. Unfortunately, the waiters tend to be as laid-back as the customers, and the service is cheerfully absent-minded. Which means you're probably not going to get your food unless you keep a sharp eye on the guy in the funky apron and cap. (They are also easily confused, so be prepared to begin your meal with ice cream and end with a starter.)

However, everything considered, Mocha's certainly started with a remarkable caffeine-and-cocoa flavoured bang. It remains to be seen whether it will captivate Chennai's remarkably fickle party people for long enough to make a dent in the city's vibrant coffee shop culture, or just be another short storm in a cappuccino mug.

Enough of merits about mocha….

As it was my first time to mocha I asked my friend venkatraman about the dishes,and we planned to have ‘Desserts’…

Venkat suggested …..”Lava Lava” : ‘warning’ Hot molten chocolate under a simmering brownie crust. I didn’t think of any side effects and ordered the same.

Srinath and Ganesh ordered….”Thank God it’s a sundae”

Venkat ordered some milkshake.

We were looking at the guys leaving smokes with 'Hookah' .
And i finally got my item….i was shocked at the first sight itself seein the size of the item i ordered....I still expected it to be good...but it turned out to be a total disaster...
Ice Cream at the top, which I cleared immediately in a sweep.. then came the hot molten part of it.. which was not ice cream…it was not cake…it was “BOOST” preserved at high temperature…

It was sluggish, fishy in appearance…Oh!! My God …did I come all the way from mambalam to eat this BOOST kinda shit for 110 bucks..

Then my friends got their respective Desserts(”Thank God it’s a sundae”)…I was not able to take my eyes out of those items.. my friends commented that it was gr8..so without any hesitation I ordered the same.. which again let me into disaster…it had Ice Cream over the top with almonds inside…

then deep inside it was full of BREAD stuff.. hats off to the fuckin mocha guys who prepare the Ice Shit stuffz… this bread was 130 bucks..

I was asked to put additional 50 for my friend…
Gross amount of 290/- out for nothing.. So sad to say that i ate only for 50/- grand…

Then we came out of that fuckin mocha…and caught an AUTO who asked 35/- but as reaching the destination point he demanded 75/-…then we gave him 50 bucks…so it added to 340/-grand...

Last but not least….This Sunday (3^rd) was the most disastrous day of this month r this year….

Chennai inside Inferno......

2006-09-02T14:33:00.000+05:30

My sizzling...dazzling college bus !!

2006-08-03T18:06:00.000+05:30

HACK ATTACKS!!

2006-07-24T19:22:00.000+05:30

Ever been tongue tied thinkin up explanations for why ur PC has been brought to its knees? Herez a favourite excuse/genuine reason… Itz been hacked…ouch!!

But how? ??What kind of attack is it?? Were there swords invlolved??

DDoS: A Distributed Denial of Service attack is carried out by flooding servers with acid.. Oops!! ..data till they r crippled and cant service genuine requests. A popular method is the dreaded Ping of Death-pinging a server repeatedly infrom different sources. Most Web sites are still quite vulnerable to this type of attack and itz general favourite among those with malicious intent.

Trojan Horse: These r not hyperbaton horses neighin around. A program that comes disguised as something harmless, even useful, but really opens up access to a computer, making it a participant in a DDoS attack other computers.

kaushik was shootin our intros durin the meet….by tat time there was a hurricane , glass were beginning to break, tables toppled….vijaykanth and gajini surya along with his wife entered popped in …..when two big bloggers and 23 other disciples come for a meet it become success.

Then according to yoyp system we all had our drinks…Mr.Vijaykanth arranged open air irregular table Geneva conference…

THE CONFERENCE…

* Vijaykanth & gajini surya gave some ideas & advices on blogging…

* Karthik went on telling about spammers in sulekha…

* Sagaro went on saying bothack…bothack…bothack…only few new abt it…

* TK’s moments of sharing his interview with American slum cartoonist…

* Sagaro : I once got a call from one unknown guy ….
Anonymus:I saw ur site on some xxx( Malayalam ) site…dou wnt some call girls…
Sagaro : I told no…and slammed his back..
He actually pretended to us as if he said no….but he still has his contact no (may b for future use)…

* Baggy: Anna Nagar is not in Chennai….
Aish: All areas starting from valasaravakkam r forest….
Vijaykanth: “abba namma area thapichidhu”(virugambakkam)

* Jammy shared abt his personal blog experience after marriage…
Jammy was havin something lingering in his mind which he didn’t share wth us, as his wife was also PRO-Member of conf….

U guyz no something jammys posts r released only after sensor board’s approval…

Then photography expert Vijaykanth took some shots frm different angles…

We even saw some anna nagar guy poppin up with wireless (dark paache colour t-shirt ash colour shots..avan dhan mudhal KD)reporting to someone…as tis guy was anti anna nagar guy…

Then Mr.illustrator came abt his profession…..
Then the open air irregular table conference came to an end..

Hey guys forgot to mention….i met my real old friend sandhya….she was my class mate in ukg r something….she used to roam about with color-color(R,Y,B) umbrella during rainy season….which she never accepted….and white elastic type hat in summer season…

She still has vengeance on me…As i was once responsible for her punishment (pottu kudhuthufied) in school…(she stood on the desk for 1period/40min/2400sec…) I really love that scene…nice meeting u..

Then it was time and took some group photos…(vijaykanth-->camera man)
standing and jumping positions...

Kausik, Sheky, Bala, Baggy, Sharique, Nushi, Sagaro, Rama, Kartik Kannan, Raghuveer, Katheeja, Hamsini , Mumbaikar,Kiruba, Sandhya, vinayak,Varun, Aishwarya.

Then most of them left as time was running ….it was almost over..

Then came real topic---was koka hot r not…

Sagaro ,myself ,kaushik nd babbu wnt on mocking hamsi….sandy nd katheeja were supporting her…(koka , harry potter, lady andal , stella maris)all these things r really sick according to sagaro and gang….but she dwindled her eyes nd kept saying koka was hot…

Time was running so we too left….

That was the end of ascendes bloggers meet….we were mocking each other…sharing our moments…got some advice from fellow bloggers.

Note: 1)None of them followed the dress code….especially girls

2)Hamsi did her schooling in anna nagar (this info is specially for baggy)

celebrities...

[Two big blog boogies...chattin with each other]

**********It was daman grand success**********

sincere thanks to the organizers—Ramanujam(babbu),Kaushik,Hamsini

Chennai bloggers meet !!

2006-06-24T03:31:00.000+05:30

There is going to be a blogger's meet on the 24th of June at the Ascendas, Taramani at around
3 p.m. All Bloggers from Chennai are welcome to hop in and share a word. And in case you are more interested in the grub rather than in petty talks (which I am sure is not the case), then for you people, it is going to be a YOYP (You Order You Pay) system.

click the pic for further details.....meet u there....

Reconnaissance on blog!!

2006-06-15T20:57:00.000+05:30

why do we blog?

some say its an outlet for our emotions,personal feelings and a whole lot of

BLAH! ...Blogs often contain news on a particular subject, such as food, politics, or local

news; some function as more personal online dairies. A typical blog combines text, images,

and links to other blogs, web pages, and other media related to its topic. Most blogs are

primarily textual although many focus on Photographs , videos & audios.I jus feel that the

world can hear or smell us without seeing our face...in this void we call life where events come n

go by at the speed of light, it soothes the soul jus to know that theres a place i can speak

without being interrupted...where ppl take time out to listen to what i speak out...where

opinions are not bombarded with counter arguements..where there are no rules and hence, no

scope for debate...but with few suggestions frow fellow ppl......

The need to blog is so damn compulsive that i find myself penetrating my mind in a

bid to come up with intellectual topics... on those same lines, i wonder why people maintain

diaries in which they write about whatever they feel like. outside, everybody stresses on

the fact that my diary is very personal...i wouldn want anyone to read it...but

honestly,deep within, all of us want people to read what we have written..at least i do.

Blogging satisfies this innermost desire without the pretence of secrecy which is one more

reason it appeals to everyone.

Yes, blogging has its share of fans who just wouldn stop readin all kinds of feelings poured

into the web in the form of posts in their blogs ( including! this)....as i wind up,what else can i say

but three cheers to bloggin , my savior...

OOurgrazing in 'Queens land'......

2006-06-13T20:57:00.000+05:30

Xamz weer over nd holidays were on and we were unshackled from studies.. Quotidian was real vetty day as every other day…and my friends decided to go to some amusement park which has a variety of mechanical rides, games, and other attractions that people pay to use …we were 5 in number ( Ganesh , Ramanujam , Srinath , Kaushik and myself )…we finally decided to go to Queens Land…

We started by 10.30am and reached ‘queens land’ by 12.30pm ….our mode of transport was ptc bus & tamilnattu auto. During our journey we were hyperexcited that we were talking in hyperbaton(ebullient) manner.

We reached QL and were amazed with plateresque of itz entrance,Then we got our hands wrapped with band(something lik ticket)…we got amazed to c people in myriad , then we went in ‘cable car’...which covers entire length of theme park…it was a real gr8 experience while traveling in such an altitude .Our 2^nd ride was ‘roller coaster’ which sizzles at 100km/hr in inclined position with lithe …with hair pin bends..it was real manly experience.Our belly was empty nd it was 1.30pm we were brooking our hunger..we became gluttony at some point of time…After heavy lunch we went for ‘Himalayan water ride’ there v had a real rafting experience ,we were sprayed with water all over…there we encountered an “angel” my left atrioventricular valve(miratal valve) was blocked on seeing her…we were leering on her…unfortunately she turned right and we turned left after the ride was over.

We went to ‘swimming pool’ we were in majaa mood..we planned to keep our belongings in locker but deposit for one locker f***ed upto 150/- but only for 1hr…we were in need of some three lockers as we had voluminous bags..then we placed our bags on the platform..nd jumped into the H2O..we started to play some snippy games in water..then we went in aqua rides and aqua slides in swimming pool…One of my friend kaushik showed some awesome stunts in water.. then after enjoyin in swimming pool .

We went to ‘Dark house’ which was a real thriller ride inside a den ..then we went to ‘glasshouse’ it is like a puzzle fully constructed with glass.. it is real difficult to find the way out.

I went to ‘centrox’…centrox is really a manly ride,this thin was kissin my ass as it rotates 17revolutions per minute in 83.7deg..other 4 of my friends didn’t come for this ride.

We went to 3D theatre ,which had some vibrational, rotating & air blowing effect perfectly matching the movie..then came the ‘Fun house’ oh man! This ride is real adventurous.

Myself and Ramanujam managed to go in another biggi ride ‘enterprise ’..in this ride we must sit in closed aerodynamically designed chamber which becomes almost vertical and simultaneously revolutes in 75deg angle.then last but not least we went to ‘free fall tower’…this thing has 12seats and goes upto 150ft in altitude and falls suddenly..it reaches the ground in less than 6sec..we enjoyed the most …

Then after coming out from QL there was no mere transport available..then we stopped a mofussil bus by waving our hands and reached poonamallee..and then saidapet then we were back home(W Mambalam) by 10.35pm ..

We were gambol throughout the day………

i missed one of the pics...

2006-04-28T22:16:00.000+05:30

Pulsar DTS-Fi......

2006-04-28T21:25:00.000+05:30

$$$$Now bajaj is launching the pulsar 225 cc/250 cc. Its official name is Pulsar DTS-Fi. Believe it or not, first Indian bike which comes with a rear Disc Brake from the factory. Even the most powerful bike (RD 350 cc) on the Indian Roads did not have that have that as a default Fit.

To start, the bjaj DTS-Fi combines Electronic Fuel injection technology with Digital twin spark ignition for the first time on the Indian Roads. It has largest diameter front forks and high-tech digital instrumentation.

To tell a little about the bike, it was officially launched in the Autoexpo at Delhi. As already mentioned it has a Rear Disc Brakes on both the wheels. Its front fairing is likely to be similar to Karizma. Its OIL COOLED and no more Natural Air Cool Engine. IT claims to have the widest tires on the Indian Roads given by any manufacturer. IT was LED Lights (back) and Projector lamp on the front which is another one of a kind in India.These light are very effective when compared to conventional Halogens.

It has a digital trip,speedo and a odometer and a cute Tachometer.The handle bar is sporty.That one is somethin that you would see on super bikez.The silencer is COOL..but humpy..it has a meshy silencer.These days we happen to see many bikez have mod silencer,even this bike has it but the difference is that,itz factory fitted.

Hmmm...few other things to mention is the alloys which now come even in Pulsar150.need to see what kinda f alloys does it come with.Also the shockers look similar to what we have on the other pulsar(Gas Shox)

This would be of some intrest...the rear view mirrors are positioned in a very sporty manner...They come out of the front fairing.The seating is now STEP type.I dont think if it is removable though but it looks sporty.

Well that's i no abt the new Deamon waiting to burn he roads...This is scheduled to be launched by MID r END of 2006 so all u guyz who are plannin to buy one,.Plez hold on for the BEAST$$$$

CONCLUSION:Even though it looks good it is a copycat of all other bikez..xept for \fuel injection/
Mind u... cost wll b touching almost same as karizma..may even b lesser.

hi

2005-11-29T07:29:00.000+05:30

About Me!

2005-05-11T08:01:00.003+05:30

I’m a dreamer but… I’m not the only one…

My name is Raghuveeran. I was named after Lord Sri Ram.

WOW!

Do I sound like him?

Err… I’m the antonym of the lord but I’m a lord in different way.

Cops are after a suspect...

who is smart, witty, sexy, diplomatic, conservative, introvertedextrovert, gibber-gabber and good looking... Where you going to hide ME?

(Hey the girl next door is not pregnant yet... but her sister....chi......cha......thu......)

My objective

To work in a challenging position, quench my thirst for knowledge, transcend new horizons…

err… WTF man…Piff!!

A WOW life: Hangouts, sports, appy fizz, potato chips, gags, fun, sleep…

My swanky needs

A short trip across the universe and a sweet hello to the jerk out there… (I don’t carry mirror)

Dive from sky with parachute.

A Bungee jump… (I hate crocodiles trying to catch me from below)

My romantic needs

I need a kiss, I need a touch, I need your love, I need warmth, I need affection, I need hugs, I need sex, and I need you if you are a good looking girl.

Hey haylo!... Don’t come with a broomstick my girl is already waiting for me with one.

Am I ready enough to have a concubine?

As of now … umm… “NO”. SUBMIT your resumes ill intimate you if necessary. [virtualveeran@gmail.com]

I need to have a short span of 24hrs of sex with Erica Durance… umm…

(I'm able to see few foot wears flying across… so let me think over again./.. )

Do I have a gorgeous male friend?

Yay! He is definitely a WOW!!

He is Venkatraman

Do I have a gorgeous female friend?

Umm! Yaa…

She is Abilipsa

Do I have a gorgeous sister?

Yay! Strictly prohibited…

Do I have a girl friend?

Ya I do… but she is an ultimate FRUIT (either way)… She is essence of Women-hood and the attraction to man-hood! She is spirit of pursuit! She is in love for revolution & evolution; she is the seXiest siren! She would be promoted as wife of someone who scrambles others brain with the radical rampage of knowledge...Lol. She believes in assumption of risk in anticipation of gain but recognizing a higher than average possibility of loss. I am able to see me; in her, but few parts me missing the confined boundary…

My funny jibber-jabber “y@#$%^a#$%^a@#$%^k#$%^v”.

Am I a nut?

Ya of course...

UPDATED: 02/24/2008