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Art of Kissing...

So, if it’s gonna be your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:

**Is it the right time?

**Is anyone watching?

**Does your partner even want to?

**Is your breath fresh?

**And the big question...
Should you use some tongue?

**Then you lean in and just go for it!!!

NOTE: Am neither Philematophobe nor a Philematologist…

Steps involved in kissing her…

kissing experience may differ from one person to another but the basic fundamentals remain the same.

The first step in kissing is known as "Getting into position".

The second step is called "Finding her comfort level" and

The last step, the last step… well, I leave that to your imaaagination.

How to get into position??

Now, there may be lot’ff ways for getting into a good position for a satisfying kissing session…

The keyword here is flexibility. If you are driving her home,

BIKE: For safety reasons I’ll not utter a word…

CAR: It is a good idea to get out of your driver’s seat, walk over to the other side, open the passenger door, and accompany her to her porch/apartment door.

If she declines, just tell her that, "I just want to see you up safely". That saves face.

If you both happen to be watching TV on the couch, arrange it such that she is comfortably wedged at the end of the sofa, her body leaning on the sofa’s arm while you are seated at her side. This way, she will not be able to edge away from you when you try kissing her. (Stay away from knives, heels, bamboo sticks)…

Finding her comfort level…

This involves gauging whether she is ready for the kiss. Remember, there are always other options.

You could avoid kissing altogether: a little gesture to remember the occasion with, (This doesn’t mean that u have to kiss her all the time you meet…) a nice bow with a flourish, a good handshake (although personally, it feels really weird shaking your date’s hand. A pat on the shoulder perhaps… but a handshake! )

Well, I guess it is all the matter of taste, really. A goodbye wave, a gentle caress of her cheek (NOTE: they r not babies they r babes so, act accordingly). You could make it a neutral kiss: throw her a kiss into her lips, don’t ever try to kiss her hand, which will make you a Pope, don’t ever try kiss her cheek, which is actually her grandmother’s duty… a quick peck, kiss your finger and touch it to her lips, which reveals that you ate onion r ginger… And of course, there's the kiss, but which is rotten nd fishy… it is worthless…

In general, you should follow everything mentioned in Dating, Ending the date. If you are going to tell her you are going to call her just to have something to say, do remember to call. Most men do this and it drives girls crazy because guys never do call…

Kissing Stuff…

When you are alone with her on her porch/door, place your arm around her in a gentle, non-threatening way (don’t do it like Koundamani). If she does not cringe away from you or push your arm off her, you can proceed to the next step. Next lean your head against hers, appearing to rest it.

She should do the same. Then take your hand from hers, make a shape like you were going to pull the trigger on a gun. DON'T whatever you do, firm your hand, relax.

Let it flow. Place the tip of your index finger (the tip = the joint farthest from you hand) under her chin and lift her head to your mouth. Do all this in slow motion (NOTE: No music effects w’ll b given). She will remember it better if you do it slow. Don't rush it. Kiss as though you have all the time in the world. But don't prolong a kiss beyond its natural life.

If she pushes you away, she is just not ready (start counting 1..2..3..GET SET GO!!). Do not push your luck and never ever push your way hoping to get "lucky". You can always end things is by giving her a nice big hug.

We seem to have become a nation of ‘maintain a distance with the opposite sex’… (Why not a nation of kisses like in France? They kiss for everything there. They kiss to say good morning, they kiss to say hello, life is so unfair…[:(])

Tom Cruise Method

There are some movie stars who perpetuate bad kissing styles. There's the Tom Cruise Method (as seen in Top Gun), whereby his tongue is already slithering out before he's met her lips. This is also referred to as the Lizard-King Style, and once lip-locked, it may also feature the rather grotesque tongue inserted rapidly in and out. Most women do not cherish the idea of kissing a large anaconda, which is what this must be similar to. Equally unappealing is when the guy's tongue seems to be on a thorough search for any food trapped between the woman's molars. This is her tongue's job, not yours. The only response possible is for the woman to open her mouth wide and remain motionless while he finishes his routing, a posture that calls to mind trips to the dentist…

Like being on a dance floor and suddenly holding your partner motionless, it can have the galvanizing effect of heightening the sensation. This is ideally practiced in places like a dark booth in a dive bar with a great jukebox. Just make sure her sleeve doesn't catch fire from the candle on the table.

The anatomy of kissing

Kissing is a kind of complex behaviour that requires significant muscular coordination. In fact, totally twenty muscles work cooperatively. The most important muscle involved is the orbicular is oris muscle, which is used to pucker the lips and informally known as the kissing muscle. The tongue can also be an important part of the kiss.

Asymmetry in kissing

Avoid a clash between noses while kissing, people often turn their faces slightly to one side, this position brings comfort to them, one member of the couple may support the other, perhaps across the lap or in an embrace…thus combining hugging with kissing. The person supporting the other may tend to take the more active role in the kiss.

[NOTE: Asymmetry & anatomy info was taken from Wiki]

kiss is like the fusion of two mortal individuals' existence in the immortal world of love care and affection...

kiss means you r there beside him/her eternally...

kiss give you essence of having everything what you need and everything you don’t feel thee making you no more lonely even when you are in the Venus where you wont find a single soul...

kiss...its the only word that defines itself without even explaining...

And again… Am neither Philematophobe nor Philematologist…

NOTE: I don't have any personal experience in this topic...[:d]


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16 Comments:

Blogger Gadhadharan said...

otha.. this post is fundamentally wrong da..

Steps involved in kissing him/her…

and under this, you have written only the steps that a guy has to take for kissing a girl.. you haven't discussed about the steps of a girl wanting to kiss a guy.. either change the sub-title or include what a girl must do to have a sexy kiss ;-)

Digress Kissing Stuff…

But I digress. Now, back to the kissing stuff…


what the hell?

2:40 PM, December 26, 2006  
Blogger Raghuveeran said...

@gadha
I donno the angel in which girl shld approach towards the boy...as am fundamentally a male...

I corrected my other mistakes...

fundamentally wrong??

2:48 PM, December 26, 2006  
Anonymous shruti said...

heluuuuu danku for so much info..very helpful..:D.but like ur pal above said u've ritten form de guys point of view..look 4 de same info from a galz point of view also n post..;D

6:23 PM, December 26, 2006  
Anonymous raghuveeran said...

@shruti
my pal said so b-cos...I wrote Steps involved in kissing him/her…which was thn canged to "her" alone...

actually i donno to express in grlz pt f view...r the way in which grl mst approach...

As u r fundementally a girl...u mst b able to disclose thos infos in better manner...nd if u wish in doin so...u r most welcomed...

8:33 PM, December 26, 2006  
Anonymous GOD said...

dude wrrite somethin useful da...i cant waste my time readin all tis crap..plz ..

9:30 PM, December 26, 2006  
Anonymous Krishna said...

ahem ahem!!!

So the last sentence was a precautionary one!! HUH!!!

If u dont have the experience, Well it beats me!!

Lets say u have the expertise and expertise generally comes with ........

So dude!! Happy kissing!!!

P.S Poor gal!!!


Krishna

9:38 PM, December 26, 2006  
Blogger Raghuveeran said...

@venkatraman(dog)
dai u didn't even read it fully nd sayin its a crap...as u r a typical mokkaian, u wld hav already experienced these things...kissin may b a kiddy stuff for u, but can't hlp wth it...I posted tis for other innocent nd appavi guys lik me...

@krishna
expertise generally comes with..??? puthir podathe da....

Poor girl aa....y?? she w'll b tastin the sweet thunder...

5:48 AM, December 27, 2006  
Anonymous K.S.Sriyamunan said...

we in india, cannot indulge in kissing for everything as the frenchmen. Mere APING of the western culture is jus gonna trash ours, and kissing is not the only way that u express ur care and love to ur opposite sex, i think u can think of some other way tats gonna present u better.

5:59 PM, December 27, 2006  
Blogger Raghuveeran said...

@yamunan
don b in patis nd tata's generation...mere kissin is not gonna trash our culture...

Of course kissin is not the only way to express the love for other...but, it may leave a deep impact on the opp sex...

kiss is like the fusion of two mortal individuals....fusion has to begin only in tis way for better results...

U c am not goin to try all tis...tis is for thos who donno how to execute these stuffs...I know that u hav cutting edge knowledge in these fields..nd experienced person...appavi mathiri act pannathe... don worry i'll not present myself in this way for sure...but i may experience it in near future...

nd 95% of men nd women w'll experience tis in their life time...so tis is not a sin...

6:36 PM, December 27, 2006  
Anonymous K.S.Sriyamunan said...

i did not say it a sin. and am not saying tat kissing is gonna trash our culture.. NO.... am saying, mere APING will trash our culture. "i think u need a better understanding of the comment..."

6:42 PM, December 27, 2006  
Blogger Raghuveeran said...

@yamunan
y do u think kissing originated frm western world...r frm ny other alien lands...nd y do u think v copied it frm thos ppl...It might hav originated in our oown lands...now executed by thos ppl in better manner... I didn't mention in ny pt of ma comment that u said kissin is a sin...I jst added thos lines to justify tat it is not a sin...so it can b practised irrespective of the lands....

6:57 PM, December 27, 2006  
Anonymous raja said...

you had no personal experience, but i would say , you are a good listener.... analysing the life force of many youth,semi youth and old is really a great job.
hats off my friend...

10:36 PM, December 28, 2006  
Blogger Raghuveeran said...

@raja
Dhanku..dhanku...

5:45 AM, December 30, 2006  
Blogger Gadhadharan said...

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12:40 PM, December 30, 2006  
Blogger Ganesh Ranganathan said...

hmm such a detailed explanation...way to go, Raghu

11:44 AM, January 09, 2007  
Blogger Dogastray said...

basically it all depends where u choose the first place of kissing...

and never miss out on kissing ass....lol! nice post..

by the way ..
new post ..
thats
www.dogastray.blogspot.com

10:14 PM, January 10, 2007  

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