I call this blog a Scrambled Erratum! The description goes like this - "Aggregate of individuals
are left in confused state as even the smallest subatomic matter in their respective brains make
them scratch their heads by self or mechanical/electronic means, intentionally/unintentionally
deviating from what is correct, right or true."

Beauty x Brain x Availability = constant

The most gorgeous girls always go to the worst lookers in town and the beauty and brain is always inversely proportional to each other...

This is a story of a guy who tries to find his ideal match…let’s see what happens…

The boy found his match but, the girl was already committed 2 some asshole… "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful but, remaining 5% were in his college." The best girl in his class had male friend from her class in college making it awkward for him to approach… the next best gal in class fell for a senior and when he became a senior himself the best junior was already engaged…

Then he thought of having a hangout with 2 hot girls at the same time, the guy was so innocent, he didn’t know that he is not getting anything from either of them. Then he went to a party and thought of dancing with better looking girl, but unfortunately the best ones were already on the dance floor…Oh!! Boy... How poor you are… He met a girl with good geography…poor guy didn’t realize that... A Girl with good geography will have a bad history and a girl with good history will have bad geography... He met a girl with more the make-up... poor kid didn’t realize that… more modern is the girl (she pretends to be)...and he found that she had a boy friend with spiky head… (Longer the spike dumber the guy looks)…hence poor boy came to know that girls with make-up get dumber guys… [:p]

He then approached a girl who was standing near a guy… Poor fellow didn’t realize that the guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother. Girls always want to discuss the relationship. But men will never understand them… [The most stunning girl has the hardest hitting boyfriend] who kicked his ass out… He came to know that… A gorgeous girl is like peacock, her boyfriend like its voice! And all hot women have a super ugly and irritating best friend.

The poor fellow was better looking but, the lesser attractive the girls found him.(girls only wanna be with bad guys) At last poor boy came to know that if u like a gal, then there is every proximity tat everyone surrounding her other than the her can be easily corrected… and he did correct one with moderate looks (Sathvigum)… [Some with broken hearts and some in convalescence group together and bring out such wonderful facts about the people from Venus...]... Then one day, the girl came to his house…

The day the chick who really liked him came and spoke to him was the day when-
1. He was dressed badly
2. He forgot to brush his teeth for the first time in his lifetime...
3. And had a bad hair day...

He then tried to express his feelings desperately during a private chat…she found a long lost friend who was a handsome superman, who bet this guy in everything 9:1 ratioThe more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u... So he maintained a distance with her… then she came closer to him and their relationship blossomed… more seriously he liked the girl... the more seriously her dad hated him… [The love he showered to the girl was directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad showered.]… Fortunately he escaped both from the bullets and the girl. [As the girl will always forgive you when it’s her mistake, she will kill you if it’s yours …] with all courage he had, he decided to confess his love but... she confesses hers, fortunately to the same guy… Wedding Bells rang…

By chance the girl he liked in college liked him too... She proposed him about 10 years later, when he was father of 2... He said – ‘Nothing improves with age’ and left the place…

The boy finally joined the Alice in wonderland……

NOTE: Don’t marry a girl who doesn’t like you, even if she is the prettiest… Marry a girl who likes you
(Minimum qualification: moderate looks, ok kind f character, adequate knowledge & a virgin)…
(Recommended qualification: good looks, good character, sounddd knowledge & a virgin)…

Damn fuckin fantastic gorgeous girls are either nun, married, Lolita or is lesbians… [:p][:d] lol

UPDATE: Some are exceptional...

You always don’t have to search for beauty who might be the most sluttish person you would have ever met… moderately looking girl with good character will make your life blossom…


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22 Comments:

Blogger Srinath said...

Excellent post da..it says u can talk about nothing for an hour...beauty is in eye of the beholder...

3:27 PM, November 25, 2006  
Anonymous Raj Aryan said...

Grrrrrr.....thu ....den if paravai muniamma proposes u ... u ll marry her??????

4:10 PM, November 25, 2006  
Blogger kurukshetra said...

unakku idhu theva thaanaa?Pick up,drop,escape is the best policy.And if one's gone there's always another.

4:28 PM, November 25, 2006  
Anonymous raghuveer said...

@srinath
every beautiful women may not be a slut ////every bad lookin women may not be good.... some r exceptional in both cases...

Post intimates something...analyse and c...

@raj aryan
plez do read carefully...I hav written in bold letters, the min & recommended requirements a girl must hav....
keep ur eyes wide open while u read...

@kurukshetra
PDE(pickup drop escape)???
I hope am talking abt once's marriage...

4:47 PM, November 25, 2006  
Blogger Srinath said...

Then u got to say there are some exceptional cases da..u should not generalize...

9:44 PM, November 25, 2006  
Anonymous raghuveeran said...

@srinath
I hope I hav mentioned that in my last reply mesg to u...ny hw I'll update that in my post tooo...

4:35 AM, November 26, 2006  
Anonymous Vijayasarathy said...

this post will make sure that all ur women visitors never return.....NExt time make sure ur post is applicable to both the genders

9:15 AM, November 26, 2006  
Anonymous raghuveeran said...

@Vijay
he he he....If I include both genders, then its lik scoulding myself...[:p]

10:32 AM, November 26, 2006  
Blogger Kavya said...

very very enlightenin.... bt gals are not tat dumbos mind u....we sure know it wen we see guys vit good heart. din kno u were such a good analyst! i can already see ur blog going places.

4:33 PM, November 26, 2006  
Anonymous shruti said...

oi tht wasn bad at all man..y'd ya think ll slap u..hmmm...de logic made sense..so..wats de problem...but all gud lukin gals aint like tht...nyway I wudn kno bout tht..so..u askd me 2 comment..n i have..wokay..nice post..keep writin..

10:29 AM, November 27, 2006  
Anonymous shruti said...

but basically u made guys luk like suckers...so..they shud b bashin u up..n well...i think..personally speakin..topic is lil childish..;D.shows ur brain level..to still write such stuff....but still.....thts de way u r i guess....its entertainin all the same..lol..

10:32 AM, November 27, 2006  
Anonymous shruti said...

oh n dumass..u've specified da gurl needs 2 b a virgin..wat bout da guys...doesn de same logic apply 2 dem 2..ok fine ya cnt find out in their cases..but still..ders somethin called loyalty na..y haven u mentiond tht eh!!!MCP!!!hehe..;D

2:53 PM, November 29, 2006  
Anonymous raghuveeran said...

@kavya
I hope guys don normally stick ny labels lik good nd bad in their hearts...
every guy has good heart in some way r other...

@shruti
I hope i mentioned in the post that some r exceptional...

I didn't say in ny pt f my post that guys look lik suckers...

I said most fuckin fantastic gorgeous girls goto worst lookers of the town....that means some f the gorgeous girls r outta f taste...It shows tat thy lost their brain...U c my post title absolutely suits girls...Murphy's laws never go wrong[especially on girls]...

Guys r always virgin...[:d][:d]...
If u wanna find calm, chubby Iyer athu paiyan with good heart...u can find one on ur own...As I heard that u girls r good at readin HEART's...If u r not able to do that...Ur friend kavya is ther, who w'll b able to hlp u in doin the same...[:p]

11:35 AM, November 30, 2006  
Anonymous shruti said...

lol..i DON want kind,calm,chubby iyer aathu paiyyan thank u very much.....dude i want is totally diff..but i don care..nyway luks like ur tryin vurry vurry hard 2 maje me get pisd off n angry..but sadly u aint succeedin...only makin me laugh..lol..;D..cheers..if ya wanna kno wat kinda guy i want ask me..den temme if ya kno ny1 like tht..n if u do b a gud pal n do intro..lol..;D

12:13 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger Krithika said...

ROTFLOllol!!yes..u have a pt..nice post :-)

3:39 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger Kavya said...

sure they do bt wat i wanna say is we go beyond looks to date a guy. the prob vit u is u see a lot of films ant think it's the same as reality.. bt unfortunately it's not... so my frnd learn to think practically...

6:48 PM, November 30, 2006  
Anonymous shruti said...

@kavya....u r purrfectly rite..hez watchin too many movies..n ,mixin reality wit reel life...paavam paiyyan..;D

7:36 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger Raghuveeran said...

@shriti
my taste is absolutely diff from ur's, better u choose some dumb by urself...[:p]

@krithika
abbha atleast u accepted wht my pt...
actually I was writing a post for someother topic...fortunately I ended up in tis one...

@kavya
I hope u'll b usin some backscatter x-ray devices nd fMRI scans to read ur fiance....[:p]

I don watch movies lik u do(E,kosu,karapampoochi..etc)...
I watch only classy movies like Gladiators, Forrest Gump, Beautiful Mind, Mystic River...etc...

7:45 PM, December 02, 2006  
Blogger Karthik said...

Cool post buddy.Rather than the issues u conveyed i liked the way u expressed things...Cheers ;)

10:39 AM, December 03, 2006  
Anonymous raghuveeran said...

@karthik
Murphy oru kadavul....his laws helped me writin tis post...
making of this story itself is a big funny story...I'll tell tat in coll...dei ur bus enters coll pretty late...am not even able to c u guys...

I wanna discuss abt hackin others broadband accounts...I hav found a tool...testing in my house is useless as mine is already unlimited...we'll chk in ur house durin hols...

11:17 AM, December 03, 2006  
Blogger Ganesh Ranganathan said...

Man, what an equation....einstein couldn't hav done any better

1:08 AM, December 04, 2006  
Anonymous Rajath said...

sure....is that guy really someone else??????????

3:41 PM, December 17, 2006  

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