I call this blog a Scrambled Erratum! The description goes like this - "Aggregate of individuals
are left in confused state as even the smallest subatomic matter in their respective brains make
them scratch their heads by self or mechanical/electronic means, intentionally/unintentionally
deviating from what is correct, right or true."

Will it get squeezed?

I am one of the corporate babes (male) who never tire of testifying my delight in the bland compound which has inappropriate rules that fucks your brain but demands more from it. I personally appreciate the idea of having to “swipe your card and enter” but it makes people or at least exclusively men feel like _______ while entering through the “swipe gate”. Corporate brains started performing permutations and combinations to enter through the gate itself, but why? In our company which happens to be Renault Nissan which is situated in Mahindra world city inside ascendas building has six swipe gates. These swipe gates are made up of transparent copolymers which eventually are operated by a sensor and hydraulic arrangements (hopefully). This very idea makes a man feel incapable of any but the most multi-cellular organisms in his body freezes and emotions cry when he is asked to pass through the gates thinking that he might lose his pennies anytime. Uff! I escaped once too. It is funny if you happen to witness the situation while a man tries to move his ass as something triggers his reflex to do so.

P.S: I have never seen people so cautious while doing work or while they speak to their girl friends and/or wives but, while it comes to “swipe gates” everybody surrenders… rather if you are a man you’ll surrender.


Blogger Ganesh Prabhu said...

As far as the title goes, yes it will. :P Why do use swipe gates? Can't u skip em? like jumping across, rolling over or something? :D Try it nxt time.

6:16 PM, October 11, 2008  
Blogger Raghuveeran said...

@ganesh prabhu

Security fat asses will be there can't jump... rolling over is not a very good idea as far as my physique is concerned...

6:20 PM, October 11, 2008  
Blogger Wenks Vicious said...

cant u post something logical... WHY d F are u posting crap like this... no comp is dumb enuff tos create a swipe gate which ll cut yr reproductive organ, if in case , it gets cut ,t here are 2 things which can happen
1) Yr dick can get cicumsized, which is good for u
2) if in case it gets fully cut, u can sue the company n ask for replacement [:p]

3:22 PM, October 12, 2008  
Blogger Raghuveeran said...

cutting is different from squeezing [:P] and I have better jobs to do rather than your scintillating moronic ideas. [:D]

6:32 AM, October 13, 2008  

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