Beauty x Brain x Availability = constant

The most gorgeous girls always go to the worst lookers in town and the beauty and brain is always inversely proportional to each other...

This is a story of a guy who tries to find his ideal match…let’s see what happens…

The boy found his match but, the girl was already committed 2 some asshole… "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful but, remaining 5% were in his college." The best girl in his class had male friend from her class in college making it awkward for him to approach… the next best gal in class fell for a senior and when he became a senior himself the best junior was already engaged…

Then he thought of having a hangout with 2 hot girls at the same time, the guy was so innocent, he didn’t know that he is not getting anything from either of them. Then he went to a party and thought of dancing with better looking girl, but unfortunately the best ones were already on the dance floor…Oh!! Boy... How poor you are… He met a girl with good geography…poor guy didn’t realize that... A Girl with good geography will have a bad history and a girl with good history will have bad geography... He met a girl with more the make-up... poor kid didn’t realize that… more modern is the girl (she pretends to be)...and he found that she had a boy friend with spiky head… (Longer the spike dumber the guy looks)…hence poor boy came to know that girls with make-up get dumber guys… [:p]

He then approached a girl who was standing near a guy… Poor fellow didn’t realize that the guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother. Girls always want to discuss the relationship. But men will never understand them… [The most stunning girl has the hardest hitting boyfriend] who kicked his ass out… He came to know that… A gorgeous girl is like peacock, her boyfriend like its voice! And all hot women have a super ugly and irritating best friend.

The poor fellow was better looking but, the lesser attractive the girls found him.(girls only wanna be with bad guys) At last poor boy came to know that if u like a gal, then there is every proximity tat everyone surrounding her other than the her can be easily corrected… and he did correct one with moderate looks (Sathvigum)… [Some with broken hearts and some in convalescence group together and bring out such wonderful facts about the people from Venus...]... Then one day, the girl came to his house…

The day the chick who really liked him came and spoke to him was the day when-
1. He was dressed badly
2. He forgot to brush his teeth for the first time in his lifetime...
3. And had a bad hair day...

He then tried to express his feelings desperately during a private chat…she found a long lost friend who was a handsome superman, who bet this guy in everything 9:1 ratio…The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u... So he maintained a distance with her… then she came closer to him and their relationship blossomed… more seriously he liked the girl... the more seriously her dad hated him… [The love he showered to the girl was directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad showered.]… Fortunately he escaped both from the bullets and the girl. [As the girl will always forgive you when it’s her mistake, she will kill you if it’s yours …] with all courage he had, he decided to confess his love but... she confesses hers, fortunately to the same guy… Wedding Bells rang…

By chance the girl he liked in college liked him too... She proposed him about 10 years later, when he was father of 2... He said – ‘Nothing improves with age’ and left the place…

The boy finally joined the Alice in wonderland……

NOTE: Don’t marry a girl who doesn’t like you, even if she is the prettiest… Marry a girl who likes you
(Minimum qualification: moderate looks, ok kind f character, adequate knowledge & a virgin)…
(Recommended qualification: good looks, good character, sounddd knowledge & a virgin)…

Damn fuckin fantastic gorgeous girls are either nun, married, Lolita or is lesbians… [:p][:d] lol

UPDATE: Some are exceptional...

You always don’t have to search for beauty who might be the most sluttish person you would have ever met… moderately looking girl with good character will make your life blossom…

INNOVATIVE EXPERIMENTATION

On the day of my last practical examination I got up by 2.00A.M. And it was raining heavily outside. Exam that I had on that day was different from other practical exams… No formulas, no equations, no need to take any readings…as the exam was CADD. I just need to draw some complex diagrams but easy…I started practicing pretty late by 2.15A.M. When I was practicing I just turned around for some reason and I was shocked to see a Leech just an inch near my leg. So, thought of doing some experimentation with that ‘Black kid’, as it entered my room without prior permission.


a) HIT was sprayed on leech b)After adding Old spice

c) After adding HARPIC & HAND WASH d)Award winning pic...

First, I showered him with Black Hit, which showed poor results, kid went inside its protective skin like a tortoise…. Then thought of spraying some after shave lotion (Old Spice)… which had adverse effect on Black little darling. It started dancing on the floor. Then some white spots appeared on the black skin, en thought of adding some Harpic(toilet cleaner) over the Black darling, which again made him suffer and let out some juicy.. Fishy... liquid… then I added hand wash gel over the little kid… Black little kid was out f no where… Suddenly my mother hopped in and she started shouting…. My innovative experimentation was hurdled… and mother threw him out… Then I continued practising my drawings…

I thought of adding milakai podi (red chilli powder), Hydrochloric acid, but due to my mother’s interruption my experiment became unfinished… I ws not able to get Output verified...[:d]

Let’s hope another Leech comes for the next rain. . .

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